超黏媽咪的州寶
Mommy's Boy
昨晚,州警大人難得在州寶睡前趕回家。一到家,州警大人衝進房間,對著州寶大喊:「Daddy's home!」州警大人正準備一把抱起州寶,州寶卻一臉嚴肅地看著他:「你不可以摸我,你要先去洗手。」
「好好好,我現在就去洗手。」州警大人舉起雙手投降,走進洗手間。
洗好手的州警大人接著拿了小牙刷,喜孜孜準備幫州寶刷牙。州寶一看到牙刷,眉頭瞬間皺了起來。
「我不要你幫我刷牙,我要媽咪幫我刷。」
州警大人只好放下牙刷,拿起床頭的兒童繪本。
「那我唸故事給你聽好不好?」
「不要,你不會唸。」州寶搖搖頭。
「我會唸。我可以唸故事給你聽。」
「不要,你不知道怎麼唸。我要媽咪唸。」州寶堅持。
州警大人嘆了口氣,伸出雙手要抱州寶。
「好,那我給你一個晚安吻。」
「媽咪已經親過我了。我不要你,我要媽咪親。」州寶兩手淘氣地擋住雙頰。
稍晚,州警大人與克萊兒在客廳追劇。州警大人突然說:「我好愛我兒子,可是我覺得他講話好殘酷喔!我上班常常要面對民眾的謾罵和侮辱,那些我都覺得沒什麼。可是州寶什麼都不讓我做,我好想哭喔!你覺得我兒子什麼時候才不會這麼討厭我啊?」
《州警夫人FUN英文》
If you’re not yelling at your kids, you aren’t spending enough time with them.
如果你沒對你的小孩大吼大叫,代表你陪他們陪的不夠久。
-- Mark Ruffalo 馬克.魯法洛
同時也有9部Youtube影片,追蹤數超過1,620的網紅Dalton Yeo,也在其Youtube影片中提到,In Episode 2 Daddy's Home and Ah Boy got nowhere to go. Will Daddy PAK him??? Jeng jenggg... ??? Wanna Get Lyfe? Click Here https://lyfegroups.com/ ...
daddy's home 2 在 Dalton Yeo Facebook 的精選貼文
In Episode 2 Daddy's Home and Ah Boy got nowhere to go. Will Daddy PAK him??? Jeng jenggg... 😱😱😱 Watch the first here https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=710289029517652&id=115087945704433
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UNTUK RENUNGAN AYAH / BAPA / WALID / PAPA / DADDY..
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1. Sebenarnya apabila kita mempunyai anak, ramai yang sudah mengaku menjadi AYAH, sebenarnya belum lagi, ibarat orang yang baru memiliki bola, dah mengaku jadi footballer.. Kena belajar bagaimana nak imbang bola itu..
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2. AYAH itu sebenarnya gelaran untuk lelaki yang mahu mengasuh anak, bukan sekadar 'membuat' anak.. astaghfirullah. Maaf ye macam kasar je.. kerana ramai lelaki begitu, tapi bukan semua.
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3. Seorang AYAH yang mahu terlibat mengasuh anak-anak bersama isterinya, sebenarnya separuh permasalahan keluarganya ini telah di atasi.. Tak caya tanyalah isteri-isteri..( tak kiralah berapa isterinya ).
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4. Sekiranya seorang AYAH yang tugasnya cuma menyedia dan memberi wang sahaja, ia telah menyamakan dirinya dengan mesin ATM. Di datangi anak ketika diperlukan sahaja. Hu hu Muhasabah diriku..
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5. Hari ini memang telah hilangnya fungsi tarbiyah dari AYAH, banyak AYAH tidak sedar bila anak lelakinya memasuki alam baligh.. dan anak perempuannya dah mula malu-malu.. Ruginya ayah..
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6. Jika ada anak yang durhaka, sebenarnya ia juga dari AYAH yang durhaka. Ini istilah Sayyidina Umar Al Khattab..
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7. Sekiranya seorang AYAH yang ingin didoakan oleh anaknya, berdoalah selalu dari sekarang untuk anaknya dan didiklah dengan agama..
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8. Sekiranya AYAH ingin dimuliakan oleh anaknya, usahalah memuliakan anaknya dengan ilmu agama..
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9. Mengikut kajian, ramai ayah-ayah yang hampir kehilangan ciri-ciri AYAH yang sebenar. Kerana semua pengajar anak di masa kanak-kanak diisi dan di kuasai oleh kaum ibu sahaja.
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10. Padahal keberanian, survival dan ketegasan, harus diajarkan di usia kecil oleh ayah-ayah. Dimanakah AYAH sang pengajar utama?
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11. Dunia AYAH ketika ini bagi anak-anak hanyalah angan-angan mereka sahaja. Anak-anak mencari ayah mereka di surat khabar, tv dan komputer...
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12. Banyak anak-anak sudah merasa yatim sebelum waktunya, sebab AYAH dirasakan tak hadir lagi dalam kehidupan mereka. Kerana amat sibuk dengan dunia ayah.
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13. Ayuh wahai ayah-ayah semua, ambillah Semangat Al Quran mengenai pendidikan mengedepankan AYAH sebagai tokoh. Kita kenal Lukmanulhakim, Ibrahim, Ya'qub, Imron. Dalam Al Quran mereka adalah contoh AYAH yang prihatin.
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14. Ibnul Qoyyim dalam kitab Tuhfatul Maudud berkata: Jika terjadi kerosakan pada anak, penyebab utamanya adalah AYAH..
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15. Ingatlah! Seorang anak bernasab kepada AYAHnya bukan ibu. Nasab yang merujuk kepada anak menunjukkan kepada siapa Allah meminta dipertanggung jawapan kelak.
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16. Rasulullah yang mulia, sejak kecil ditinggal yatim oleh AYAHnya. Tapi nilai-nilai keAYAHan tak pernah hilang dan diperolehi dari datok dan ayah saudaranya sendiri..
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17. Generasi sahabat menjadi generasi gemilang kerana AYAH terlibat dalam mengasuh anak bersama ibu-ibu mereka. Mereka digelari umat terbaik.
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18. Di dalam AlQuran ternyata terdapat 17 dialog pendidikan anak-anak. 14 diantaranya iaitu antara AYAH dan anak. Ternyata AYAH lebih banyak disebut di dalam alquran!
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Tahukah anda di dalam al-Quran ada lebih banyak kisah mengenai ayah dan anak berbanding ibu dan anak?
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Kisah Luqmanulhakim dan anaknya, Kisah Nabi Ibrahim dan Nabi Ismail (serta anak-anak yang lain), Kisah Nabi Yaakub dan Nabi Yusuf (serta anak-anak yang lain), Kisah Nabi Nuh dan anak2nya, Kisah Nabi Luth dan anak2 perempuannya, Kisah Sheikh Madyan dan 2 orang anak perempuannya dan beberapa lagi yang lain.
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Ini menunjukkan ayah memainkan peranan yang SANGAT PENTING dalam Islam. Sudahkah kita memainkan peranan kita wahai bapa-bapa sekalian?
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Tepuklah dada dan tanyalah Iman sebelum Allah bertanya kepada kita akan amanah yang dipertanggungjawabkan sebagai ketua dalam keluarga...
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19. Marilah semua wahai AYAH-ayah untuk melibatkan diri dalam pendidikan baik di rumah, sekolah dan dimasjid..
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20. Ibu memang madrasah pertama seorang anak. Tetapi AYAH yang menjadi mudirnya. (Pengetuanya).
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21. Ibarat burung yang punyai dua sayap. anak memerlukan kedua-duanya untuk terbang tinggi ke angkasa. Kedua sayap itu adalah AYAH dan ibunya.
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22. Ibu mengasah kepekaan rasa, AYAH memberi makna terhadap logik. Kedua-duanya diperlukan oleh anak
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23. AYAH mengajarkan anak menjadi pemimpin yang tegas. Ibu membimbingnya menjadi pemimpin yg peduli. Tegas dan perihatin itu sikap utama.
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24. Jom wahai ayah-ayah pujuklah diri dan perkongsian ini agar makin banyak AYAH-ayah yang prihatin dengan urusan pengasuhan yang dikuasai oleh ibu-ibu dan membentuk generasi pejuang dunia akhirat.
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Allahuakbar.. !!!
Wallahua'lam.
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FOR DAD / FATHER / WALID / PAPA / DADDY'S REMEMBER..
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1. Actually when we have children, many have admitted to being FATHER, but not yet, like people who just had a ball, already admitted to being a footballer.. Have to learn how to draw the ball..
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2. FATHER is actually a title for a man who wants to babysit, not just 'make' children.. astaghfirullah. Sorry for being rude.. because there are many men like that, but not all.
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3. A FATHER who wants to be involved in babysitting with his wife, actually half of his family's problem has been overcome.. If you don't believe it, ask the wives.. (no matter how many his wives are).
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4. If a FATHER whose job is just to prepare and give money, it has equated himself to the ATM machine. Visited by the child when needed only. Hu hu muhasabah me..
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5. Today the tarbiyah function of DADDY is lost, many FATHER did not realize when his son entered the puberty.. and his daughter has started to be shy.. Dad is a loss..
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6. If there is a rebellious child, he is actually also from a rebellious FATHER. This is the term Sayyidina Umar Al Khattab..
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7. If a FATHER who wants to pray for his son, pray always from now for his son and educate him with religion..
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8. If FATHER wants to be glorified by his son, try to glorify his child with religious knowledge..
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9. According to study, many fathers almost lost their true DAD features. Because all child teachers in childhood are filled and dominated by mothers alone.
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10. Whereas bravery, survival and firmness, must be taught in childhood by fathers. Where is the main teacher's FATHER?
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11. DADDY's world at the moment for children is just their dreams. Kids looking for their dad on newspapers, tv and computers...
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12. Many children have felt orphaned before their time, because the FATHER is felt not present in their lives anymore. Because I'm very busy with dad's world.
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13. Come on all fathers, take the Al Quran Spirit about education ahead of FATHER as a figure. We know Lukmanulhakim, Ibrahim, Ya ' qub, Imron. In the Quran they are the example of caring FATHER.
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14. Ibnul Qoyyim in the book of Tuhfatul Maudud said: If there is a child, the main cause is FATHER..
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15. Remember! A child says to his FATHER not mother. The relationship that refers to the child shows whom Allah asks to be held accountable later.
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16. The noble Messenger of Allah, since he was a child left by his FATHER. But the values of SUNNY never disappear and obtained from his own grandfather and father..
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17. Generations of friends became a glorious generation because FATHER was involved in babysitting with their mothers. They are called the best people.
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18. In the Quran there are 17 educational dialogues of children. 14 of them are between father and son. Apparently the FATHER is more called in the Quran!
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Did you know there are more stories about father and son in the Quran than mother and child?
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The story of Luqmanulhakim and his son, the story of Prophet Ibrahim and Prophet Ismail (and other children), the story of Prophet Yaakub and Prophet Yusuf (as well as other children), the story of Prophet Noah and his children, the story of Prophet Luth and his daughters, the story of Sheikh Madyan and his 2 daughters and a few others.
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This shows dad playing a VERY IMPORTANT role in Islam. Have we played our role yet dear fathers?
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Clap your chest and ask Faith before Allah asks us about the trust held accountable as the leader of the family...
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19. Come all fathers to get involved in good education at home, school and mosque..
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20. Mother is indeed the first madrasah of a child. But the FATHER is his mudir. (The principal).
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21. Like a bird with two wings. kids need both to fly high in space. Both wings are DAD and her mother.
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22. Mother sharpening the sensitivity, FATHER means logic. Both needed by the child
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23. The FATHER teaches the child to be a firm leader. Mother guides her to be a caring leader. Being firm and concerned is the main attitude.
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24. Let's all fathers persuade yourself and share this so that there are more fathers who care about the parenting affairs that are mastered by mothers and form the generation of fighters in the afterlife.
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Oh my God..!!!
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daddy's home 2 在 Dalton Yeo Youtube 的精選貼文
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daddy's home 2 在 Auston Lam 林師傑 Youtube 的最佳解答
Khalid - Saturday Night Cover
Mixed and produced by: @onemanblend (IG)
Shot by: KK
Originally
Performed by: Khalid
Written by: Digi, Charlie Handsome, Khalid
Produced by: Denis Kosiak, Digi and Charlie Handsome
Yay yay yay yay yay yay yea
Saturday nights, blueberry cigarillos
Swishers make my throat hurt
Rolling OCB's on the side for me
Light 'em up and let 'em both burn
Family feud's saying Mom's confused
Over shit she doesn't wanna learn
My daddy's gone, say he's never home
And wishin' only makes it worse
I guess there's certain dreams that you gotta keep
'Cause they only know what you let 'em see
And all the things that I know
That your parents don't
They don't care like I do
Nowhere like I do
And all the things that I know
That your parents don't
They don't care like I do
Nowhere like I do
Nowhere like I do
Nowhere like I do
Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yea
X2
Saturday nights
Light gray Silverado
Drive it 'cause you have to
Stay up working late at a job you hate
And fix your makeup in a dirty bathroom
No more love, in and out of clubs
Knowin' what you gotta do
You got plans wrapped in rubber bands
And that's the only thing you never lose
I guess there's certain dreams that you gotta keep
'Cause they only know what you let 'em see
And all the things that I know
That your parents don't
They don't care like I do
Nowhere like I do
And all the things that I know
That your parents don't
They don't care like I do
Nowhere like I do
Nowhere like I do
(Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yea)
The way that I do
(Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yea)
The way that I do
The way that I do

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