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【推理小說中的主角都怎麼過情人節，他們會去拜月老之類的嗎】

首先，關於推理小說中的主角都是怎麼過情人節的－先說結論，是說，身為推理小說的主角竟然還想過情人節…是不是搞錯了什麼？

沒變成情人劫就要燒香拜佛謝月老了好嘛～什麼，還想有煙火歌唱表演之類？建議燭光晚餐過後沒中毒吞箭，就可以早點洗洗睡了。

畢竟很多時候，他們的愛情故事(?)雖都像極了愛情；但根本都是在騙、被騙，甚至是被PUA(Pick-up Artist)（撩妹釣凱術）之間來回。

不過因為推理小說中的相愛相殺、不愛還是要殺(!)，跟蹤騷擾變態控制假裝的爾虞我詐，之前早已分門別類介紹過，這裡就不再講。

至於他們有沒有拜過月老…根據邏輯推斷應該是沒有－因為眾所皆知，掌管天下姻緣事的月老，業務的其中之一，就是幫斬爛桃花。

可是很顯然的，就書市觀察來看，推理小說中的愛情，多半是恐怖情人之你是瘋兒我是殺，纏纏綿綿繞天涯其實是鬼故事的快逃啊～

由此可見，推理小說中的主角，還有他們搞得讀者好亂的相愛相殺，其實應該可以成為月老阿伯最具有發展潛力的業務開發市場？

可有一點弔詭的是，在至今可能是最廣為人知的月下老人故事裡，曾講說青年韋固「姻緣」際會下，邂逅了手捧姻緣簿的月老阿伯。

本來他心中滿是期待，想說不知道自己未來另一半，有沒有周子瑜可愛，不然迪麗熱巴的漂釀也很ok，如果是女神田馥甄就更棒惹😍

結果答案揭曉，才放的天燈立馬燒毀墜落(X)，沿著月老阿伯手指方向看過去，是一個虎背熊腰的賣菜歐巴桑…她手中抱的小女孩(O)。

因為女孩年紀還小，就大概還是個口水鼻涕掛臉上，甚至還會玩大便的小孩；人們常說，別人介紹的相親對象，就是對那人的看法…

杜陵周渝民自尊心一下子碎裂的結果，一氣之下就派人去刺殺；不過結局大家都知道了，小女孩長大成人後，就是他娶的美嬌娘！

如果讀者以為，這就是「命中註定我愛你」的粉紅泡泡就危險惹；因為心生不滿就拔刀相向…這不是恐怖情人，什麼才是恐怖情人？

但恐怖情人這個解釋，應該是作家徐維芷在她解籤的《籤詩密碼》中，最先提出的盲腸穿刺(X)中肯看法(O)（一句話點醒夢中人）。

但先別管盲腸，倒是讀者知道，推理小說中的主角，要是去拜月老時，沒講清楚自己喜歡的菜色＆性向，直者也有可能…被掰彎嗎？!

俗話說的好，有花堪折直須折…有直堪彎也要彎(X)，更別提百合花開，花都開好的季節！誰讓你寄己拜拜時不好好的講清楚說明白。

推理小說中，如果想從直線通行進入彎道，可以讀讀莎拉．平柏羅(Sarah Pinborough)《三人要守密，兩人得死去》(Behind Her Eyes)

百合花開則有韓國改編莎拉．華特絲(Sarah Waters)《荊棘之城》(Fingersmith)，到底誰騙誰的《下女的誘惑》(The Handmaiden)。

這兩盤都由沙拉(?)領軍的推理開胃菜，都想強調，絕不能相信表面看到的假象；畢竟seafood有開導，這都是假的騙很大的因果業障！

但想想因為疫情所以夯爆的偽出國，明明只能拎著行李箱搭機啟航然後再飛回來，純俯瞰、吃飛機餐還有拍照打卡，人們也覺得爽。

這讓人不得不懷疑，說不定人們就好這一味－既喜歡騙人也喜歡被騙，然後再自欺欺人，並以此為樂？（M屬性鄉民上架標籤ing）

不過關於性別，推理真要騙(X)，𤲶奻嬲嫐則可以把she錯認為he，或以為絕對是he不可能是she，作法變化玩到爛，就看想怎麼玩。

如我們祖師奶奶阿嘉莎．克莉絲蒂(Agatha Christie)《十三人的晚宴》(Thirteen at Dinner)，就是讓誰撕了信，使得後來的 he/she 之間，竟然有了安能辨我是雌雄的謎！

噢對說到木蘭從軍男女通吃呷到飽然後閃光get的故事，單身狗只能戴墨鏡賞月，孤男自賞顧影自憐對飲成三人的現場應該是看到鬼…

為了防堵這樣悲劇的發生，建議閱讀的各位，不論單身死會都要讀作家薛西斯的《H.A.》和《筷：怪談競演奇物語》〈珊瑚之骨〉。

她的文字不僅是美，筆下的愛情簡直蕩氣回腸（本文好多腸），有時淒美到讓人落淚，比Dcard「錯過是無法再相見的」還要催淚。

不過如果以《H.A.》虛擬實境遊戲玩家有選擇的機會，建議想穿越至文本重生的讀者，選賢與能外貌協會都無所謂，但不要當男人！

不要問很可怕🤫，性別翻轉女主下場不OK的話，就像中村文則同名小說改編電影《去年冬天，與你分別》(Last Winter, We Parted)。

看預告還以為是《冬季戀歌》謀殺犯罪版，結果癡情浪漫（男主好帥）歸癡情浪漫（男主好帥），那竟然是個以血封緘的復仇計畫！

只能說人森好難，當個推理小說的男女主角，意外險費用可能要很高；就算只是書中的一袋雞蛋糕，可能都活得比男女主角還久長。

所以如果讀者想穿越去推理小說中七逃…總之就是一種另類偽出國的概念這樣，請務必記得投對胎比什麼都重要，不然就放棄治療。

但如果有選擇困難症的話，或許用一下虛擬實境、人生複本多重宇宙來重生，不然就是I have a dream 一下，想來都是不錯的選擇！

最後的想法是，如果說推理小說中的主角都去拜了月老…這樣我們以後，還有相愛相殺不要問很可怕可以看嗎（唯恐天下不亂的me）

感謝大家收看愛殺推理(?)愛是你殺是我(X)情人節特輯，祝各位天下有情人終成眷屬，情人節Happy Happy~（大齡老女揮手下降）

警語：本文僅適用推理人物劇情設計，不可作為現實任何犯罪的途徑與目的。

「林醫師，你幫Janet接生呀？」

「Nonono.！..是George接生的！
從頭到尾都在搖滾區卻非常的專注冷靜！」

Janet Hsieh 謝怡芬 & George Young 真的是非常恩愛的一對夫妻
能參與他們的懷孕，生產，是件幸福的事
祝福你們

首先～要大大感謝大家的恭喜和祝福簡訊及禮物！其實到現在一切都還感覺很不真實，而我好像還停留在呆滯的狀態。我，的，天，啊，我真的是位媽咪了! George Young 我們有個兒子了！
(對了所以有人猜對嗎？是位男孩，10/11，凌晨2：37出生，3650公克，有大GG(像媽媽一樣man，哈哈！)
First of all, THANK YOU for all of the congratulatory messages, support, and presents! It’s been so surreal and I’m still in a daze. OMG! I’m a MOMMY!!! GEORGE, WE HAVE A SON!! @instageorgy
(BTW, anybody guess correctly? Baby boy, born Oct 11, 2:37am, 3650g, big GG (Takes after mommy. haha!))

現在我終於有時間可以稍微回顧，也同時想把這特別的分娩經驗分享給大家。
Now that I have time to think back, I wanted to share MY labor experience with you.

如何把寶寶生出來的101條守則：
How to deliver a baby 101:

先列出一個非常詳細的生寶寶計畫，包含以下需要事先想清楚：
自然產 v.s. 剖腹產
有打藥催生 v.s. 無藥
會陰剪開 v.s. 自然撕裂
是否寶寶一生出來就和母體肌膚接觸
是否保存臍帶、臍帶血
Write a very detailed birth plan. Include the following
Vaginal delivery vs. C-section
Medicated vs. Non-medicated
Episiotomy or natural tearing
Skin to skin afterwards or not
Do you want to keep the umbilical cord and cord blood for cord blood registry？

2. 小心翼翼地拿著那本生寶寶計畫並且沿長邊對著中線對折
Take that birth plan and carefully fold it in half, long ways, down the middle.

3. 再將紙攤開來
Open it back up again

4. 將紙的右上角往中線摺成三角形
Fold the top right corner down to the middle line, forming a triangle

5. 將紙的左上角往中線摺成另一個對等的三角形
Fold the left right corner down to the middle line, forming a matching triangle

6. 將你的生寶寶計畫(現在它應該是個紙飛機了)往窗外飛，然後和它揮手說再見
Fly your birth plan (now a paper airplane) out the closest window and wave byebye

哈哈。 well， 這個是我自己的經驗啦。
Haha. Well, that’s how it worked out for me in the end anyway.

生小孩之前，我們做很多研究，問了很多朋友然後跟我們的醫生 林思宏醫師 討論了。我跟George決定要用最自然的方式來生小孩， 用最少的醫療。 除非有緊急狀況或是必須的條件，我們盡量不要用催生、針筒、無痛藥或任何其他的藥物，也不想會陰側切或是剖腹。
Before delivering out baby boy, and after doing a lot of research and talking to numerous friends and our physician Dr. Jason Lin, George and I had decided that we wanted as “natural” of a birth as possible, meaning: as little medical intervention as possible. Unless there was a medical emergency or absolute necessity, we wanted no induction, no needles, no pain medication, no episiotomy, and definitely, no surgery.

不過很顯然的我們的寶寶很有想法，他有自己的一套計畫：已經41週大了他就是不打算出來(即便他已經有個超級大頭而且已經3700克)，而且一點產兆都沒有！於是林醫師強烈建議我們催生。因此，在10月9日的中午，我們冷靜的打包好，吃飽午餐，非常平靜的前往醫院。這感覺好像是我們要去一趟三天兩夜的小旅行(嗯哼，最好是)，但其實仔細想一想，我們的寶寶今天就要出來與我們見面這件事其實是蠻嚇人的！這是一種很詭異的平靜卻緊張的氛圍，好像我們一切都很有效率。
Well, our baby had his own plan. He (even with his big ol’ head and already almost 3700g) just didn’t want to come out, and after 41 weeks and not a single sign of labor, Dr. Lin highly recommended that we induce. So, on October 9 at noon, with our bags calmly packed, lunch eaten, we head to the hospital in a weird daze. It felt like we were packing for a 3-day holiday (haha! Yeah right!), but it was also so scary to think that we could have a baby TODAY! It was a strange calmness/nervousness. Almost like we were being too efficient.

其實坐上計程車後我們一度很想請司機回頭，並取消約診，然後回家繼續等。不過仔細想想又覺得，那，我們到底在等什麼？如果我們只是為了固執的等待陣痛自己來臨，卻因此造成拖延而產生很多不可控制的病發症怎麼辦？
There were moments in the short cab ride when we nearly told the taxi to turn around, cancel the appointment, and just wait it out. And then there were times when we thought, well, what exactly are we waiting for? What if we cause some complications because we were stubborn about waiting for contractions to start on their own?

每一位迎接寶寶來臨的準媽媽甚至準爸爸都會害怕自己的寶寶會在準備出生的前幾天因為受臍帶纏繞而窒息，或是寶寶會開始在媽媽肚子的羊水中便便甚而吃到自己的胎便，這其實很危險且容易造成感染，或是胎盤會開始失去功能等等。身為一位母親，妳就是會時不時的替寶寶擔心這擔心那，一切都是為了確保他/她能夠平安。
Every mother and even father has the fear that their baby will get tangled on its umbilical cord and stop breathing just DAYS before he or she is supposed to be born, or that it will start to poop inside and eat it’s own poop inside the amniotic fluid which can be very dangerous and cause infection, or the placenta will start will fail, etc etc. As a mother, you are constantly worried about that baby inside your belly and you just want to do anything possible to make sure it is OK.

所以，因為腦中有這麼多的擔心和顧慮不斷徘徊，於是我們乖乖的聽醫師的話，10月9日的中午12點準時到醫院報到，和飯店check in，喔不是，我是說我們的產房，並且真的開始面對催生這件事。
So, with these concerns and considerations in mind, we listened to our doctor and by 12 noon on October 9th, we checked into our hotel room, I mean, our hospital room, and started INDUCTION.

長話短說，38小時過後，我們的男寶寶來到這個世界。我絕對會說他是我們”美麗的男寶寶”！但你們真的見過寶寶剛生出來的樣子嗎？(George當時是搖滾區) 它當時並不是我認為最美的事物我必須承認...，它其實長得像異形啊！哈哈！
Long story short, 38 hours later, we have our baby boy. I would say our “beautiful baby boy,” but have you SEEN a baby when it comes out?! (George did at the business end). It is not the prettiest thing… it looks like an alien! Haha!

說真的我真的不知道如果沒有林思宏醫師、產房護理長王俐文還有其他護理人員、Holly及許多客服人員們的協助我會怎麼樣。生寶寶真的是件既美妙卻又嚇人的一件事，尤其當妳在分娩的這段期間只有感受到自己的無比脆弱，妳絕對會需要一個懂妳也懂妳的寶寶的團隊來支持妳：一個能不時監測妳和寶寶狀態的專業團隊，且具備充分耐心可以願意一一回答妳百萬種不可思議的問題。妳絕對會需要一個盡量能讓妳感到放心的環境，在這可能是妳人生中最不舒服的一天！(或者舉我為例，我人生中最不舒服的38小時！)
I honestly don’t know what I would have done without the support of Dr. Jason Lin, Wendy (our doula), and the rest of the nurses and staff at 禾馨婦產科-專業母胎兒醫學中心 . Having a baby is a wonderful, yet absolutely terrifying thing, and you feel completely vulnerable when you are going through labor. You need a team by your side who knows what YOU want for your delivery and for you and your baby. A professional group who is there to monitor you and your baby in case anything goes wrong, and who is also caring and supportive enough to answer all of your millions of silly questions. You need an environment which makes you feel as comfortable as possible, in what is going to possibly be THE MOST UNcomfortable day in your life! (Or, in my case, 38 LOOONG hours of my life!)

謝謝林醫師的熱情和專業，尤其在回答我們千奇百怪的問題的同時還能用一套幽默與邏輯來平息我們的不安。如果我真的要再做一次生產這件事，不用問，我一定會讓George來生...哈哈。不過說真的，我真的找不到第二人選來幫我的男寶寶順產接生。
Thank you Dr. Lin for your passion for your job, your professionalism when answering our questions, and your sense of humor to calm our nerves. If I had to do it all over again, there’s no question… I’d make GEORGE have our baby… Haha. But seriously, I can’t think of a better person that I’d rather have deliver our baby boy.

再來是護理長王俐文，妳真的是上帝派來的天使、我的救世主！妳陪伴著我和George最難熬的那幾個小時是我永生難忘！妳在我最艱困的的每一次陣痛幫我擦乾我的眼淚、用妳的笑容鼓勵我，幫我擠出那些痛、按摩我、跟我一起做骨盆搖擺運動，妳是我的意志力讓我堅持到最後。真的真的真的好感謝妳
And Wendy. Oh Wendy. You are an angel. A godsend. My savior! The hours that you spent with George and I during my most difficult moments will never be forgotten. You helped wipe away my tears, encouraged me with your smile, squeezed, massaged, swayed, and moved with me through all of my toughest contractions, and you kept me sane when I thought I couldn’t last another second. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

獻給那些即將臨盆的媽咪們，我不騙你，生產真的是我人生目前做過最嚇人的一件事！我從來沒有為一件事情如此害怕、緊張過。不過希望妳也可以一樣，有個很支持妳、照顧妳的家人和醫療團隊在妳身邊，也能像我一樣，順利地生出健康、開心又獨一無二珍貴的寶寶，妳們的寶寶！祝妳好運！加油！
To any moms out there about to deliver a baby, I won’t lie. It is the scariest thing I have ever done in my life. I have never been so nervous or scared about anything before. But hopefully, like me, you have an amazing support group and family by your side… and like me, you will also deliver a healthy, happy and precious baby. YOUR baby. GOOD LUCK. JIA YOU！

原先我想像好萊塢明星一樣左手一個右手一個，身上再一個，爸爸那還有兩個~來個五胎組球隊~當然這曾是我愛死孩子的天真想法!

後來知道了一些現實面以及看過各種小惡魔的畫面後，決定兩胎真的已經很剛好了!很足夠!

但隨著年紀增長，越來越害怕各種改變與未知!一次又一次看到這種生產過程還有養小孩的過程~

我只能說: 但願我找到對的人，未來的老公能愛我很多很多!跟我一起加油~

首先～要大大感謝大家的恭喜和祝福簡訊及禮物！其實到現在一切都還感覺很不真實，而我好像還停留在呆滯的狀態。我，的，天，啊，我真的是位媽咪了! George Young 我們有個兒子了！
(對了所以有人猜對嗎？是位男孩，10/11，凌晨2：37出生，3650公克，有大GG(像媽媽一樣man，哈哈！)
First of all, THANK YOU for all of the congratulatory messages, support, and presents! It’s been so surreal and I’m still in a daze. OMG! I’m a MOMMY!!! GEORGE, WE HAVE A SON!! @instageorgy
(BTW, anybody guess correctly? Baby boy, born Oct 11, 2:37am, 3650g, big GG (Takes after mommy. haha!))

現在我終於有時間可以稍微回顧，也同時想把這特別的分娩經驗分享給大家。
Now that I have time to think back, I wanted to share MY labor experience with you.

如何把寶寶生出來的101條守則：
How to deliver a baby 101:

先列出一個非常詳細的生寶寶計畫，包含以下需要事先想清楚：
自然產 v.s. 剖腹產
有打藥催生 v.s. 無藥
會陰剪開 v.s. 自然撕裂
是否寶寶一生出來就和母體肌膚接觸
是否保存臍帶、臍帶血
Write a very detailed birth plan. Include the following
Vaginal delivery vs. C-section
Medicated vs. Non-medicated
Episiotomy or natural tearing
Skin to skin afterwards or not
Do you want to keep the umbilical cord and cord blood for cord blood registry？

2. 小心翼翼地拿著那本生寶寶計畫並且沿長邊對著中線對折
Take that birth plan and carefully fold it in half, long ways, down the middle.

3. 再將紙攤開來
Open it back up again

4. 將紙的右上角往中線摺成三角形
Fold the top right corner down to the middle line, forming a triangle

5. 將紙的左上角往中線摺成另一個對等的三角形
Fold the left right corner down to the middle line, forming a matching triangle

6. 將你的生寶寶計畫(現在它應該是個紙飛機了)往窗外飛，然後和它揮手說再見
Fly your birth plan (now a paper airplane) out the closest window and wave byebye

哈哈。 well， 這個是我自己的經驗啦。
Haha. Well, that’s how it worked out for me in the end anyway.

生小孩之前，我們做很多研究，問了很多朋友然後跟我們的醫生 林思宏醫師 討論了。我跟George決定要用最自然的方式來生小孩， 用最少的醫療。 除非有緊急狀況或是必須的條件，我們盡量不要用催生、針筒、無痛藥或任何其他的藥物，也不想會陰側切或是剖腹。
Before delivering out baby boy, and after doing a lot of research and talking to numerous friends and our physician Dr. Jason Lin, George and I had decided that we wanted as “natural” of a birth as possible, meaning: as little medical intervention as possible. Unless there was a medical emergency or absolute necessity, we wanted no induction, no needles, no pain medication, no episiotomy, and definitely, no surgery.

不過很顯然的我們的寶寶很有想法，他有自己的一套計畫：已經41週大了他就是不打算出來(即便他已經有個超級大頭而且已經3700克)，而且一點產兆都沒有！於是林醫師強烈建議我們催生。因此，在10月9日的中午，我們冷靜的打包好，吃飽午餐，非常平靜的前往醫院。這感覺好像是我們要去一趟三天兩夜的小旅行(嗯哼，最好是)，但其實仔細想一想，我們的寶寶今天就要出來與我們見面這件事其實是蠻嚇人的！這是一種很詭異的平靜卻緊張的氛圍，好像我們一切都很有效率。
Well, our baby had his own plan. He (even with his big ol’ head and already almost 3700g) just didn’t want to come out, and after 41 weeks and not a single sign of labor, Dr. Lin highly recommended that we induce. So, on October 9 at noon, with our bags calmly packed, lunch eaten, we head to the hospital in a weird daze. It felt like we were packing for a 3-day holiday (haha! Yeah right!), but it was also so scary to think that we could have a baby TODAY! It was a strange calmness/nervousness. Almost like we were being too efficient.

其實坐上計程車後我們一度很想請司機回頭，並取消約診，然後回家繼續等。不過仔細想想又覺得，那，我們到底在等什麼？如果我們只是為了固執的等待陣痛自己來臨，卻因此造成拖延而產生很多不可控制的病發症怎麼辦？
There were moments in the short cab ride when we nearly told the taxi to turn around, cancel the appointment, and just wait it out. And then there were times when we thought, well, what exactly are we waiting for? What if we cause some complications because we were stubborn about waiting for contractions to start on their own?

每一位迎接寶寶來臨的準媽媽甚至準爸爸都會害怕自己的寶寶會在準備出生的前幾天因為受臍帶纏繞而窒息，或是寶寶會開始在媽媽肚子的羊水中便便甚而吃到自己的胎便，這其實很危險且容易造成感染，或是胎盤會開始失去功能等等。身為一位母親，妳就是會時不時的替寶寶擔心這擔心那，一切都是為了確保他/她能夠平安。
Every mother and even father has the fear that their baby will get tangled on its umbilical cord and stop breathing just DAYS before he or she is supposed to be born, or that it will start to poop inside and eat it’s own poop inside the amniotic fluid which can be very dangerous and cause infection, or the placenta will start will fail, etc etc. As a mother, you are constantly worried about that baby inside your belly and you just want to do anything possible to make sure it is OK.

所以，因為腦中有這麼多的擔心和顧慮不斷徘徊，於是我們乖乖的聽醫師的話，10月9日的中午12點準時到醫院報到，和飯店check in，喔不是，我是說我們的產房，並且真的開始面對催生這件事。
So, with these concerns and considerations in mind, we listened to our doctor and by 12 noon on October 9th, we checked into our hotel room, I mean, our hospital room, and started INDUCTION.

長話短說，38小時過後，我們的男寶寶來到這個世界。我絕對會說他是我們”美麗的男寶寶”！但你們真的見過寶寶剛生出來的樣子嗎？(George當時是搖滾區) 它當時並不是我認為最美的事物我必須承認...，它其實長得像異形啊！哈哈！
Long story short, 38 hours later, we have our baby boy. I would say our “beautiful baby boy,” but have you SEEN a baby when it comes out?! (George did at the business end). It is not the prettiest thing… it looks like an alien! Haha!

說真的我真的不知道如果沒有林思宏醫師、產房護理長王俐文還有其他護理人員、Holly及許多客服人員們的協助我會怎麼樣。生寶寶真的是件既美妙卻又嚇人的一件事，尤其當妳在分娩的這段期間只有感受到自己的無比脆弱，妳絕對會需要一個懂妳也懂妳的寶寶的團隊來支持妳：一個能不時監測妳和寶寶狀態的專業團隊，且具備充分耐心可以願意一一回答妳百萬種不可思議的問題。妳絕對會需要一個盡量能讓妳感到放心的環境，在這可能是妳人生中最不舒服的一天！(或者舉我為例，我人生中最不舒服的38小時！)
I honestly don’t know what I would have done without the support of Dr. Jason Lin, Wendy (our doula), and the rest of the nurses and staff at 禾馨婦產科-專業母胎兒醫學中心 . Having a baby is a wonderful, yet absolutely terrifying thing, and you feel completely vulnerable when you are going through labor. You need a team by your side who knows what YOU want for your delivery and for you and your baby. A professional group who is there to monitor you and your baby in case anything goes wrong, and who is also caring and supportive enough to answer all of your millions of silly questions. You need an environment which makes you feel as comfortable as possible, in what is going to possibly be THE MOST UNcomfortable day in your life! (Or, in my case, 38 LOOONG hours of my life!)

謝謝林醫師的熱情和專業，尤其在回答我們千奇百怪的問題的同時還能用一套幽默與邏輯來平息我們的不安。如果我真的要再做一次生產這件事，不用問，我一定會讓George來生...哈哈。不過說真的，我真的找不到第二人選來幫我的男寶寶順產接生。
Thank you Dr. Lin for your passion for your job, your professionalism when answering our questions, and your sense of humor to calm our nerves. If I had to do it all over again, there’s no question… I’d make GEORGE have our baby… Haha. But seriously, I can’t think of a better person that I’d rather have deliver our baby boy.

再來是護理長王俐文，妳真的是上帝派來的天使、我的救世主！妳陪伴著我和George最難熬的那幾個小時是我永生難忘！妳在我最艱困的的每一次陣痛幫我擦乾我的眼淚、用妳的笑容鼓勵我，幫我擠出那些痛、按摩我、跟我一起做骨盆搖擺運動，妳是我的意志力讓我堅持到最後。真的真的真的好感謝妳
And Wendy. Oh Wendy. You are an angel. A godsend. My savior! The hours that you spent with George and I during my most difficult moments will never be forgotten. You helped wipe away my tears, encouraged me with your smile, squeezed, massaged, swayed, and moved with me through all of my toughest contractions, and you kept me sane when I thought I couldn’t last another second. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

獻給那些即將臨盆的媽咪們，我不騙你，生產真的是我人生目前做過最嚇人的一件事！我從來沒有為一件事情如此害怕、緊張過。不過希望妳也可以一樣，有個很支持妳、照顧妳的家人和醫療團隊在妳身邊，也能像我一樣，順利地生出健康、開心又獨一無二珍貴的寶寶，妳們的寶寶！祝妳好運！加油！
To any moms out there about to deliver a baby, I won’t lie. It is the scariest thing I have ever done in my life. I have never been so nervous or scared about anything before. But hopefully, like me, you have an amazing support group and family by your side… and like me, you will also deliver a healthy, happy and precious baby. YOUR baby. GOOD LUCK. JIA YOU！