#哈利波特 #拜託可以讓我好好發倫敦生活文嗎
上班途中，A 先生傳來他在外國論壇上看到的消息：哈利波特網站 Wizarding World 的會員註冊頁面上，將「台灣列為中國一部分。」（https://www.wizardingworld.com）
我看到後忍不住想使出 「阿哇呾喀呾啦 Avada Kedavra」（這裡有波特迷嗎）
但我們只是單純平庸的麻瓜們，只能用最笨拙的方式了， A 先生超級感人地在我開會途中已經寄出一篇文情並茂的信。他要我告訴大家，歡迎取用以下範本，修改寄件人，正港台灣麻瓜們一起組成我們的鳳凰軍！
Email: press@wizardingworld.com
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Dear Wizarding World,
While registering on your website, I have unfortunately found that you have listed the country of Taiwan instead as ‘Taiwan, China’. This is incorrect. Despite misinformation from the unelected and authoritarian government in Beijing, neither international law, nor the United Kingdom, recognises China’s claim on Taiwan. It is politically unwise and disrespectful to have put Taiwan (Republic of China), widely known as an individual and democratic country, under the territory of China (People’s Republic of China).
The incorrect classification of Taiwanese nationality can be a serious disservice to all Taiwanese who are fans of the Harry Potter brand. Showing Taiwan as part of China also denies the human rights and the right to self-determination for the 23 million people of Taiwan, who have established a democracy that is unique in Asia. These rights are enshrined in the United Nations Charter, in the International Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, and the International Covenant on Economic, Social and Cultural Rights.
I believe that as a company, you have your customers interests at heart, however this mis-classification will no doubt severely damage the Harry Potter brand. While Taiwanese hold their own passport, country name (Republic of China) and national flag, your website cannot continue to classify Taiwan as a part of the People’s Republic of China. This is akin to mis-classifying North and South Korea, and the Democratic Republic and Republic of Congo, which would quickly bring your company into the spotlight of international media.
Your error has already been brought to the attention of many media channels, Taiwanese individuals and online influencers. Unfortunately while your company continues to classify Taiwan as a part of China, I, along with many other individuals will boycott Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts and related brands. We will also reach out to social media influencers and other media channels to encourage boycotting of your brand if ’Taiwan, China’ is left on your website.
For clarification, Taiwan should be listed as ‘Taiwan’ or alternatively ‘Taiwan (ROC)’, and definitely not ‘Taiwan, Province of China’ or ‘Taiwan, China’. Taiwan is NOT a special administrative region of China such as is the case for Hong Kong and Macau.
I therefore kindly request that you amend this mis-classification of the Taiwan country, especially as it is pointless for the reputation of your company to be affected by a political issue.
Sincerely,
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哈利波特阿哇呾喀呾啦 在 [閒聊] 關於哈利波特的戰鬥失衡- 看板HarryPotter - 批踢踢實業坊 的推薦與評價
哈利波特，
一本終究只能列為童書的奇幻文學。
並非書內劇情不夠精采，
也非世界觀設定不夠詳盡。
其實真正問題出在戰鬥魔法出現嚴重的失衡。
首先我們把哈利波特用來戰鬥的法術作歸類：
【整整‧石化】：鎖身咒
【溫咖癲啦唯啊薩】：漂浮咒
【榫頭‧失準】：鎖腿咒
【去去‧武器走】：繳械咒
【蛇蛇攻】：蛇召喚咒
【疾疾‧護法現身】：防禦召喚咒
【吼吼燒】：噴火咒
【咄咄失】：昏擊咒
【噩噩令】：蠻橫咒
【咒咒虐】：酷刑咒
【啊哇呾喀呾啦】：索命咒（中咒者會立即斃命，完全沒有任何解咒術可以破解）
你發現了嗎？
佛地魔，
一個被喻為魔法史上最邪惡的巫師，
會很多可怕的黑魔法。
但最強的法術【啊哇呾喀呾啦】卻是人人都會。
這是一個相當嚴重的失衡。
任何的戰鬥魔法頓時失去了效益，
因為這索命咒不能防禦、你只能避開，
被打中就是死。
你回頭看看現實中人類的武器，
就連手槍這種東西，
被射中都不一定會死。
所以當【啊哇呾喀呾啦】出現在書裡之後，
哈利波特理的強弱便開始失衡。
你開始不明白佛地魔強大的地方在哪？
一個需要戰鬥的故事裡，
如果出現一個命中就是死的武器，
而且不是只有大魔王會用，
連大魔王中了也都要死。
那這個戰鬥魔法的架構變是完全失衡。
這是我覺得哈利波特裡最大的缺點，
設計了索命咒這個魔法。
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