肥波火滾英文
"Captain Hindsight"「事後孔明大隊長」
上年3月爆發第一波疫情嘅時候，英國醫院嚴重缺乏呼吸機，當時政府希望本地生產業幫手緊急製造應付，而Dyson就係其中一間企業願意免費設計同生產。今日BBC唔知點樣揾到Dyson老細同首相Boris Johnson當時嘅私人訊息，要求有關嘅員工可以括免稅項，引發咗令肥波响下議首相院答問環節被盤到發皮氣嘅政治小風波。
最大反對黨工黨黨魁當然唔會放過呢個機會盤問肥波，言辭已經勁，點知肥波聽到仲癲。
"Every day, there are new allegations about this Conservative Government: dodgy personal protective equipment deals; tax breaks for their mates; and the Health Secretary owning shares in a company delivering NHS services. Sleaze, sleaze, sleaze, and it is all on his watch. With this scandal now firmly centred on him, how on earth does he expect people to believe that he is the person to clean this mess up?"
（每一日都聽到對保守黨新嘅指控：閃縮嘅防疫設備合約，幫啲友好減稅，衛生大臣有醫療設備公司股份。卑劣，卑劣，卑劣（重複三次），就係由呢條友領導㗎喇。依家呢單醜聞直接係圍繞佢本人，叫人點可以相信佢可以自己澄清呀？）
講咁盡，肥波即時暴走，
"I will tell the right hon. and learned Gentleman why this Government are doing the right thing at the right time. The difference between us and the Labour party is, I am afraid, staringly obvious. We get on with taking the tough decisions to protect the people of this country and to take our country forward, uniting and levelling up. We take the tough decisions to procure tens of thousands of ventilators in record time, which, apparently, he now opposes. We put forward tougher sentences for rapists and violent criminals, which he then opposes on a three-line Whip. We take tough decisions to stick up for the fans of our national game. While captain hindsight snipes continually from the sidelines, this Government get on with delivering on the people’s priorities."
（依家我就話比全世界知呢個（保守黨）政府係適當嘅時候做適當嘅事，我地同工黨嘅分別恐怕都非常明顯，我地會做艱難嘅決定去保護國民，團結大家，帶領國家向前。當時亦做咗艱難嘅決定响有限嘅時間得到數以萬計嘅呼吸機，哈，佢依家走黎反對。同樣，當我地想通過草案加強對暴力同強姦罪犯嘅刑罰嘅時候，又係佢用黨鞭反對。尋日，我地做決定去同全國球迷一致守護國民運動嗰時，呢條「事後孔明大隊長」就繼續啲邊線食花生。）
唔知肥波心裡面會唔會有一絲幻想，要整頓BBC或者拉咗呢個反對派呢？
Patreon原文：
BBC爆首相與Dyson私密訊息，引發嘅政治（小）風波
https://bit.ly/3dEHSZN
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報導：
《BBC》Dyson lobbying row: Boris Johnson makes 'no apology' for seeking ventilators
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-56832486
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