今天是 International Kissing Day(國際接吻日)
Who do you want to kiss today?
碰巧看到了這個 survey,
太好笑不得不分享🤣 🤣
HOW DO AMERICANS RATE THEIR KISSING SKILLS?
(覺得自己的接吻技巧如何?)
#1: “Good” (32%)
#2: “Great” (28%)
#3: “Amazing” (23%)
#4: “Okay” (16%) 👉 謙虛什麼?
#5: “Horrible” (2%) 👉 這是直接放棄的意思嗎?
AMERICANS RANK THE WORST ATTRIBUTES OF A BAD KISSER
(最無法忍受哪種接吻?)
#1: Bad breath (58%) 👉 Oh this is so true!!
#2: Too much tongue (20%) 👉 有蛇出沒的概念 🐍
#3: Teeth (10%)
#4: Not enough tongue (6%) 👉 老闆舌頭太少了,我點的是雙份舌頭謝謝
#5: Eye contact (6%) 👉 是因為會鬥雞眼嗎?
AMERICAN’S TOP KISSING QUIRKS:
(大家的接吻怪僻是?)
#1: Always checking their breath before they kiss someone (42%)
👉 這是禮儀吧!不然嘴超臭還要繼續嗎請問?
#2: Kissing someone as a dare (31%)
#3: Letting my pet kiss me on the mouth (14%)
#4: Putting on chapstick to get ready (12%)
👉 用意是…?不是馬上就會被吃掉了嗎?🤔
(chapstick 是護唇膏)
#5: Being grossed out when parents kiss in front of them (11%)
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【男人惡夢】未開始已完結
#好腰好腎好男人
#Joseph是你的名字
#星期一踢走BlueMonday
為甚麼總不能久一點?
對於男士們來說,下半身的健康與否,決定了人生的成敗。在最重要的一刻,明明溫馨甜蜜,但卻是「未出發先興奮」,未能懸崖勒馬,破壞氣氛之餘,尷尬非常。早泄的意思是過早射精導致陰莖萎軟而不能繼續性行為,而陽痿則是陰莖未能勃起,又或是勃起而不堅挺令性行為無法進行。早泄的問題日久得不到適當的治療和調護,可發展成陽痿,所以早泄與陽痿其實密切相關。偶爾一兩次並無大礙,有可能是心情、壓力等的影響,但假如不時都出現種情況,就真的要提防、正視了。中醫理論認為,生殖系統的健康,與「腎」的關係密切。腎藏精,當腎氣不固就有可能令精液外泄,出現早泄的症狀,這也是大家普遍認知的原因,但其實常見的原因還有濕熱,更是年輕男士早泄的一大主因。情緒不舒暢,氣血鬱滯久久不得發泄,加之飲食厚味,肝疏泄失常,就容易出現早泄。
腎氣虛損的泄
伴隨症狀:畏冷、面色偏白、腰痠腰痛、膝軟、脫髮等
小便狀況:清長而且次數頻繁
原因:本身體質虛弱或久病體衰,過度縱慾
-》宜滋陰溫陽:芝麻糊
肝經濕熱的泄
伴隨症狀:心煩易怒、口苦、喉嚨乾涸、頭暈目眩等
小便狀況:色黃赤,更有小便淋漓帶濁
原因:情志不暢,肝鬱化火,又或是多吃辛辣肥甘厚味的食物
-》宜清肝瀉火:雞骨草
Why can’t I last longer in bed?
For men, the health of the lower body determines the success of life. At the most important moment, instead of romance, premature ejaculation ruins everything and results in embarrassment. Premature ejaculation means releasing semen too early causing the penis to become weak and can not continue sexual behavior. Impotence is the failure of the penis to erect, or erection without firmness which ends sexual activities. If the problem of premature ejaculation is not properly treated for a long time, it could develop into impotence. Therefore, premature ejaculation is closely related to impotence. It is not serious to have premature ejaculation once or twice as it can be affected by mood and pressure. However, if it happens regularly, you may need to be careful. From Chinese medicine perspective, the health of the reproductive system is closely related to the "kidney". If the kidney qi is not solid, it may cause semen to leak and the symptoms of premature ejaculation, which is also the most common reason. There is however one more common cause and thay is damp heat. When having bad mood, qi and blood stasis can not be released for a long time, combined with heavy flavored diet and liver dysfunction, it can lead to premature ejaculation.
Premature ejaculation due to asthenic kidney qi
Accompanying symptoms: aversion to cold, pale complexion, sore back, weak knees, hair loss
State of urine: clear, long and frequent
Reason: asthenic and weak body condition because of congenital state or after a long illness, too much sex
-》should nourish yin and warm the yang: sesame paste
Premature ejaculation due to liver damp heat
Accompanying symptoms: irritability, bitter mouth, dry throat, dizziness.
State of urine: yellowish and reddish, incomplete, turbid
Reason: experience emotional discomfort, liver depression then lead to fire-like symptoms, or eat too much spicy, oily and fatty food
-》Should clear liver and heat: canton abrus
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分享一個好用的字:bad-mouth
bad-mouth 是動詞,意思是「講壞話」。
比方:
He can't stop bad-mouthing other people.
他無法停止講別人壞話(他一直嘴別人)。
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腳本:
上個月我拍一集說
Last month I film this video
我錯了!
I was wrong!
恐慌不好,沒有錯
Panic is not good, true
但是
but
防疫不夠更糟糕!
Not enough prevention is worst!
糟糕到引發
Worst till the point to lead us to
西班牙末日!
The end of Spain!
世界末日
The end of the world
你準備好嗎
Are you ready?
還好,我已經有口罩
Okay, I already have masks
感謝我的朋友
Thanks to my friends
因為你們本來把口罩搶走
Because you took all masks away
搶光光
All of them
COW杯
cow-bei
看來
It seems
疫情很嚴重
The epidemic is serious
靠腰,陰屍路到了
It's "the walking dead "
在這部影片
In this video
我沒有辦法說這句話
I can not say this
因為YouTube 不會讓我賺錢喔
Because YouTube won't make me money
謝謝YouTube
Thanks to YouTube
COW杯
Cowbei
這次我要拍
This video
像一些人的
Like some guy's
比較短的影片
It's short
重點是
The point is
西班牙
Spain
我以前的國家
My previous country
輸給臺灣
Lose to taiwan
西班牙輸了
Spain lost
臺灣
Taiwan
幹得好
Well done
對,沒錯
Yes yes
親愛的朋友
My dear friends
西班牙很糟糕
Spain is bad
臺灣做得非常好
Taiwan is doing very well
我口乾有一點渴
My mouth is a little thirsty
爽
Cool
這個故事告訴我們什麼?
What did this story say?
在這樣
In
世界末日
The end of the world
的情況下
In this situation
恐慌
Panic
有幫助
Works
不要誤會啦
Don't get me wrong
我覺得恐慌是不好的
I think panic is bad
但是在這種情況下
But in this situation
如果你要選
If you need to choose
過度
Over
或是不足
Or insufficient
過度比較好
Over is better
什麼意思?
What dose that mean?
臺灣從一開始
Taiwan from the beginning
好熱
So hot
臺灣人就恐慌了
Taiwanese panic
搶口罩
Grab mask
引發我買不到
So me can't buy any
咳咳
(Coughing)
不是不是
No, no
是我暗示你們很cow杯
I hint you guys are very cow-bei
從一開始
At the first time
臺灣人一直在噴酒精
Taiwanese have been spraying alcohol
但是西班牙人
But the spanish
已經有很多人得病
Already many people got sick
還會去參加很多人的活動
And go to lot of people's events
引發連政治人物
Even politicians
都生病了
Are sick
都得了
They got it
不過西班牙人跟臺灣人
But the Spaniards and Taiwanese
有兩件事做得一模一樣
Two things are done exactly the same
一,政治人物用這個
First, politicians use this
來攻擊彼此
To attack each other
來互罵
Come scolding each other
都是蔡英文的假新聞
It's all fake news from Cai Yingwen
這個是國民黨扯後腿
This is the KMT pulling hind legs
對,西班牙更嚴重
Yes, Spain is worse
真的很cow杯
It's really bad
第二件事
Second
是在這個情況之下
Is in this situation
大家
People
愛
Love
搶衛生紙
Grabbing toilet paper
在臺灣
in Taiwan
民眾狂搶衛生紙
People fight for toilet paper
因為謠言指出
Because rumors point out
衛生紙與醫療口罩原料相同
Toilet paper is the same as medical mask
可能會影響衛生紙產量與價格
May affect tissue production and prices
歐伊系
Yummy
這個算是美食節目嗎?
Is this a food show?
趕快按讚啦
Hurry up and like
百萬YouTuber
YouTuber with more than one Million subs
為什麼
why
大家
everyone
愛搶衛生紙?
Love fight for toilet paper?
有人可以幫我解釋嗎?
Can someone explain it for me?
沒有你、沒有你、沒有你
Without you, without you, without you
不能沒有你
Can't live without you
寶貝、寶貝!
Baby Baby!
這樣
is because
比較安全嗎?
Is it safer?
要不要這樣出門?
Should I to go out like this?
也不錯
Not bad
我要告訴你們一個秘密
I want to tell you a secret
今年的新希望
My new goal for this year was
是申請臺灣國籍
Apply for Taiwan nacionality
本來想要回去西班牙辦這件事
I wanted to go back to Spain to do this
現在我不知道什麼時候可以回去
Now i don't know when i can go back
但是有一件事
But one thing
很清楚
is very clear
無論如何
no matter how
我一定
I must
要變成臺灣人
To become Taiwanese
小英,妳聽到嗎?
Little Tsai, do you hear me?
拜託妳
Please
沒問題
no problem
哦給
OK
謝啦
Thanks
因為臺灣表現得很好
Because Taiwan is doing very well
我已經在做這件T恤
I am already making this t-shirt
你們可以告訴大家
You can tell everyone
臺灣安全
Taiwan is safe
你們不是從武漢來的
You are not from Wuhan
為臺灣驕傲
Proud of taiwan
這個就是
This is
靠,我愛台灣 的意思
The meaning of Damn I Love Taiwan
現在懂嗎?
Do you understand now?
不過,要繼續加油
But needs keep fighting
西班牙更加油
Spain need it even more
親愛的家人
Dear family
親愛的朋友
Dear friends
拜託
Please
保持安全
stay safe
不要出門
Don't go out
常常洗手
Wash hands often
吃健康
Eat healthy
多休息
Rest more
常常運動
Exercise often
這個是COW杯
This is Cowbei
我是黑素斯
I´m Jesus
掰
Bye
欸?靠T恤我忘記匯款
Eh? I forgot to do transfer for T-shirt
等我一下
wait for me
掰
bye
我一定
I must
要變成臺灣人
To become Taiwanese
黑素斯沒問題
Jesus, no problem
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