一對平凡夫妻的對話
早上載老公上班途中……
我： 我那天又看了慾望城市最後那一集，重複看了兩次。
老公：你教我一些用義大利文罵的髒話好嗎？ 你以前那個男友應該教你很多吧。
我：哪有？他都只講＂愛的語言＂！＠＃︿＃％＆＄。我那天重複看兩次，還是覺得好好看。
老公： 你看，那個人居然穿短褲在騎腳踏車耶，這麼冷~~~~~~~~~抖抖
我： 拜託～運動都麻會熱，不穿短褲不然穿皮褲膩？ 那個慾望城市最後一集裡，凱莉說：我要的愛是一種不怕麻煩的愛；是一種沒有對方就會活不下去的愛。
老公： 欸～ 你快看，那個女生騎重機耶！！
我： 哪有？那是男的啦，是有女生長落腮鬍膩？ 噗哧～ 天啊，你記不記得我曾經凱莉當時說的那句話當聖經一樣，現在回頭再看看，真的覺得自己10幾年前好單純…….(傻笑中)
老公：我今天可能只上半天班，下午請假囉，好累喔！
我： 你到底有沒有在 聽 我 說 話 ？
老公： 有啊～ 我聽得一清二楚。那個還是你覺得我週五排年休？
今日疑問：
1. 這是對話還是各說各話？
2. 女人在自言自語的同時，還是會回答對方的問題？
3. 男人一次只能做一件事？ 所以只能專注在他們想說的事情上面？
Me: I watched the last episode of Sex & City twice the other night.
Hubby: Teach me some Italian swearwords; you should had learnt lots of them from your Italian ex.
Me: No way, he only spoke Love words to me. That last episode was soooo good, I couldn’t help to watch it twice.
Hubby: Gees, look that guy is wearing shorts!!!! It’s so cold.
Me: Come on, he is cycling, of course he is wearing shorts. That’s what people wear when they are doing exercise. Do you remember what Carrie said: I am looking for love; the inconvenient love; can’t live without each other that kind of love.
Hubby: Check it out, a girl is riding the motor bike.
Me: It’s a guy, he got a beard. Can you believe I used to love what Carrie said about love and follow it religiously!
Hubby: I might take half day off, feeling really tired.
Me: But after 12 years of marriage, I am finding how naïve I was, see what marriage does to you. BTW, are you listening to me????
Hubby: Yes babe~ I heard everything you are saying. Or do you think I should take Friday off?
Question:
1. Is this a conversation or mumbling?
2. Women tend to be able to reply to people’s questions even they are mumbling?
3. Men can only do one thing at time?
