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Ustaz Datuk Kazim Elias ada share 4 punca kenapa satu-satu perkahwinan tu tak bahagia.

Sebab duit ke? Sebab rupa? Atau sebab agama semata?

1. Punca pertama ialah sebab semua benda isteri buat. Basuh baju isteri, kemas isteri, masak isteri. Sedangkan isteri ni cuma dituntut untuk layan suami je. Jadi, tak perlu ke isteri buat semua tu? Isteri solehah dia TOLONG buat kerja. Bantu sama membantu. Masing-masing kena faham erti tanggungjawab.
...Continue ReadingUstaz Datuk Kazim Elias has shared 4 reasons why the marriage is unhappy.

Because of money? Because of the look? Or just because of religion?

The first 1. reasons are because all the wives do. Wash wife's clothes, clean the wife, cook the wife. While the wife is only claimed to treat her husband. So, don't the wife have to do all that? His pious wife HELP him do the job. Help together help. Everyone needs to understand the meaning of responsibility.

Ustaz said it, the more husband feels easy to relax and do nothing, the easier he forgets his responsibility. It's not that you're going back to tell your husband ′′ You, starting today I don't want to wash the clothes what's all cooking

No no no.

Difficult things will be easy when you do it together. Don't be happy together. When it's difficult, it's just a couple. No no no 🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♀️

2. Second reasons why we don't understand the ATTITUDE of our own partners.

It's easy to take care of this man as Ustaz Kazim said.

1-Feed full food. Zahir and inner heart. May everything be considered a worship. Amen oh Lord.
2-Where the husband went, followed! Hahaha 😂
As long as you can follow, follow.

3. The third reason is because we don't accept that is our partner. Many people only appreciate someone and then someone dies. So it's not good to wait for your husband or wife to die and then to say, ′′ Nothing is like my husband / wife." 😢

We won't know our partner as long as we don't share the same house, sekatil, pillow with him. Even his parents won't know him as deep as we know him. That's why, the wife knows her husband than her mother she knows her.

But a smart man, a religious man, a pious woman will always consider that the partner is a GIFT.

There is a couple, be grateful. Because there are still many who still Allah doesn't grant his prayers for couple. So be thankful.

Not happy nowadays, want to get a partner who prays, who reads, whose living is not crafty. So if we get a partner like that, learn to appreciate even though she is not beautiful to boroi to what.

Hat boroi, tak lawa, no comey to anything, there is Allah nak test us, which one of us is the most LAUGHING. Choosing religion, overcomes everything.

4. The last one, the reason is when someone doesn't become happy with each other. Yee, learn to be a fun couple.

If our partner likes so much, so we try to give so much or more. The most important thing is to work, let the rest decide. God willing.

The Ustaz shared again, this disaster he came in 3 forms:

• EXAMS
• TERRIBLE
• BULLET

If we feel that in marriage we're always a disaster, let's see these three. Which one is actually that Allah wants to show.

The test is for the believers. He gave an example, Asiah who is pious married to the evil Pharoah. That's a test for him.

The one that Allah tests someone is soleh solehah, the prayer is not left, the recitation is not missing, the fasting is full but the years of not having a That's a test of his name. And this test is no other than to lift the position of taqwa and our faith higher. Be patient and be happy with Allah's test.

The second, the misfortune that mai in the form of reprimand. Allah sends this because Allah wants to tell us to return to the goodness.

For example, we are careless of chasing money here, rich here and there, papppp Allah gives an accident. Can't find the cause of sustenance anymore. That's a warning. Maybe we don't pray humble. We make worship but a lot of crafty. So, Allah wants to flick a little to give advice. Want to let us go back to Him. So, don't talk about Allah. Allah doesn't do anything in vain

The last thing is this disaster come in the form of bullet or punishment.

In this marriage, if we want peace, we have to learn to ACCEPT. Accept what Allah gives. Acceptance is our partner. Accept all Allah's tests.

If it's one moment later Allah tests it without sustenance for a long mate, no fortune to be with.

′′ If you still can, hold it well, if you can't, let it go well."

Always learn to steal husband / wife's heart. Learn to take all the rewards that Allah wants to give in marriage. Learn to be a person who thirsts for reward.
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We went swimming today and he LOVED it!!
He was splashing and kicking AND baby laughing (you know the cutest kind of baby laugh, the kind that you’d die for to hear again).

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今天去游泳，米寶超級開心，跟昨天大哭特哭的樣子差好多，今天在水裡又打水花又踢水，還咯咯大笑。

全台灣唯一每天換水而且沒有氯的游樂館喔！

WAKTU TAK SOLAT, TAKDE INGAT APA-APA.. TIME SOLAT JE , MACAM-MACAM BENDA MASUK KAT KEPALA ::

Ramai orang hadapi masalah ni.. Time kita tak solat, takde pulak pikir pasal apa2.. Time baca Fatihah, baca Surah, time Tahiyyat, time tu jugak la teringat baju kat ampaian, kasut kat luar, keter dah nak mati roadtax.. Benda merepek2 yg masuk dlm kepala.. Abes je bagi salam, takde pulak pikir pasal benda2 ni semua.. Bila dah khayal ingat benda2 ni semua, kita pun terlupa rakaat ke berapa.. Ada tu, kita rasa mcm kentut, tapi betul ke kentut? Kalau kentut, batal wudhu.. Batal ler solat.. Ishhh.. Camne nak buat ni? Camne la nak khusyuk solat ni??

Meh sini atok habaq sat... Bila kita solat, akan hadir Iblis bernama Khanzab.. Dia ni kejenya memang mengacau orang solat.. Kita akan teringat benda2 tak penting, pastu terlupa rakaat, pastu dia timbulkan keraguan kita kentut ke tak.. macam kentut, macam tak..

Nabi SAW ada berpesan yg diriwayatkan oleh Imam Ahmad pasal benda ni.. Kalau kentut, pastikan telinga kita dengar bunyi dan ada bau.. Kalau takde, tu si Khanzab nyer kejer le tu.. Kalau teringat benda2 kat luar solat, tu kejer si Khanzab jugak.. Jahat kan dia ni? Samseng sungguh! Memang dia nak lalaikan kita.. Nak kita tak khusyuk dalam solat.. Bila kita khayal teringat benda2 ni, tapi mulut kumat kamit baca bacaan dlm solat, si Khanzab ni berdekah-dekah ketawakan kita.. Cis!!!

Cara nak lawan si Khanzab ni 👇
(Sebelum solat)

[1] Baca Ta'awuz (a'uzubiLLaHiminassyaitonnirrojim) sebelum solat pastu ludah ke kiri 3x (syarat meludah je.. Bukan ludah dgn kahak-kahak sekali keluar)

[2] Baca Ayatul Kursi 1x

[3] Baca Surah an-Nas 1x

Pastu boleh niat dan teruskan solat.. Cuba fahami maksud ayat2 bacaan solat tu.. Sebab tu kita kena belajar.. Apa tafsiran al-Fatihah, surah2 yg kita baca, bacaan waktu ruku', i'tidal, sujud dan lain2.. Jadi sambil kita baca, kita faham.. Bukan hafal dan baca tegak je.. makin senang ler si Khanzab ni nak mengacau.. Ok, pasni cuba taktik ni.. Tengok siapa menang, kita atau syaitan?
WHEN YOU DON 'T PRAY, YOU DON' T REMEMBER ANYTHING.. JUST PRAYING TIME, THINGS ARE INTO THE HEAD ::

Many people are facing this problem.. When we don't pray, we don't think about anything.. When we read Fatihah, read Surah, during Tahiyyat, at that time we remembered the clothes on the clothesline, the shoes outside, the car outside is about to die The shit that goes into the head.. Just after giving regards, I don't think about all of these things.. When I'm high I remember all of these things, we forgot how many rakaat.. There's that, we feel like farting, but but Is it true to fart? If you fart, cancel your ablution.. Prayers will cancel.. Ishhh.. How to do this? How to humble this prayer??

Come here grandpa will tell you... When we pray, there will be a devil named Khanzab.. This person is the job of disturbing people praying.. We will remember things that are not important, then forget the rakaat, and then he will create doubt that we fart or not.. kind of fart, kind of not..

Prophet SAW said that Imam Ahmad said about this.. If it farts, make sure that our ears hear the sound and smell.. If there's no, that's the Khanzab.. If you remember things outside the prayer, that's it The Khanzab's work too.. Isn't he evil? Such a thug! He really wants to ignore us.. Want us not to be humble in our prayers.. When we remember these high things, but our mouth is recurred when we read the reading in our prayers, this Khanzab is laughing so hard at us.. Cis!!!

Ways to fight this Khanzab 👇
(Before praying)

[1] Read Ta 'awuz ( a' uzubiLLaHiminassyaitonnirrojim) before praying and spit to the left 3 x (the condition of spitting only.. Not spitting with phlegm and phlegm comes out)

[2] Read Ayatul Chair 1 x

[3] Read Surah an-Nas 1 x

And then can be intention and continue praying.. Try to understand the meaning of the prayer reading verses.. That's why we have to learn.. What is the interpretation of al-Fatihah, the verses that we read, the reading of the time of ruku ', i ' tidal, .. So while we read, we understand.. Not just memorizing and reading straightly.. it's getting easier for Khanzab to disturb.. Ok, after this try this tactic.. Look who won, us or the devil?Translated

【酷狗音乐已经上线： 杨家成 以父之名】
原唱Original: Jay Chou周杰倫
英語填詞English Lyrics: MrYang楊家成
翻唱Singer: MrYang楊家成，Cami陳晨溢
Re-arrangement編曲: 李鳴曦

MV拍攝團隊： MrYang's Team
导演: Joker Lin
攝影主機位：謝偉賢
攝影副機位: Joker Lin，羅盛旭，陳皖輝
剪輯: Joker Lin
編劇: Summer
道具: Summer, 番茄, Harry

Lyrics 歌詞:
The cool morning dew
微凉的晨露
moistened the black clothes
沾湿黑礼服
Fog on the stone road
石板路有雾
Priest just praying
父在低诉
Helpless consciousness
无奈的觉悟
only be more cruel
只能更残酷
Its all about the way to sanctuary road
一切都为了通往圣堂的路
The fog can't be blown
吹不散的雾
hiding all the truth
隐没了意图
Who gently walk to, Stop to
谁轻柔踱步 停住
There's no time to cry,through bullet hole
还来不及哭 穿过的子弹
body heat gone fool
就带走温度
We all sinners everybody
我们每个人都有罪
All have different sin hey
犯著不同的罪
I choose who is ok
我能决定谁对
Who should sleep for today
谁又该要沉睡
arguments can’t be solved
争论不能解决
The night is forever young
在永无止境的夜
Shut your big mouth
关掉你的嘴
The only thing is you pay
唯一的恩惠
The one who stand in front are guilty
挡在前面的人都有罪
There ain’t no way back to regret
后悔也无路可退
Judgment in the name of father
以父之名判决
That feeling doesnt fit in
那感觉没有适合字汇
Its like I’m laughing to cry
就像边笑边掉泪
looking at nothing tonight
凝视著完全的黑
The tragedy stops the pain untill the day I die
阻挡悲剧蔓延的悲剧会让我沉醉
Bow and kiss my left hand
低头亲吻我的左手
exchange for help if I you can
换取被宽恕的承诺
Bridge:
old organ in the corner
老旧管风琴在角落
like an instrumental
一直一直一直伴奏
The black curtain was blown by wind
黑色帘幕被风吹动
The sun lights through wordlessly
阳光无言的穿透
The tamed crazy animal came back to me suddenly
洒向那群被我驯服后的兽
To shout in silence, shout in silence
沉默的喊叫 沉默的喊叫
Loneliness begins to cry
孤单开始发酵
laughing at me from the sky
不停对著我嘲笑
Memories begins to play
回忆逐渐延烧
Innocence of me replay
曾经纯真的画面
Cruelty becomes name of game
残忍的温柔出现
Time for us to pray
脆弱时间到
I only pray for one more day
我们一起来祷告
Chorus副歌:
Oh Kind father, I have fallen into this world with no truth
仁慈的父 我已坠入看不见罪的国度
Forgive me please don’t be cruel
请原谅我的自负
Ah ya ya check it check it ah ya
哎呀呀听着听着哎呀
No one can say, no one will say
没人能说 没人可说
so hard to cope
好难承受
With glory it comes with baggages too
荣耀的背后刻著一道孤独
Ah ya ya check it check it ah ya
哎呀呀听着听着哎呀
Close my eyes and I see again
闭上双眼 我又看见
the dream that made me came to
当年那梦的画面
The night is pretty so smooth
天空是濛濛的雾
Ah ya ya check it check it ah ya
哎呀呀听着听着哎呀
oh father took my hands
父亲牵著我的双手
and gently came about
轻轻走过
Morning skies came to wake me up with the truth
清晨那安安静静的石板路
Ah ya ya check it check it ah ya
哎呀呀听着听着哎呀
Bridge：
Oh hey father
仁慈的父
The love we know
我已坠入
The kind of love we had
看不见罪的国度
We lost it all
请原谅我
We don’t know oh
我的自负
But we will move forward
刻着一道孤独

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Corona might be lurking already, inviting you to Death.
The government’s response is nonsensical.
Distributing 2 masks instead of money? Can’t be serious.

The infection rate is alarming; it’s like you’ll die if you get infected.
As the numbers increase, hospitals will flood and ultimately crash.
We have to act now before it's too late.
Please don’t go outside anymore.
Allowing people to go to school and to work
will only increase the number of cases.

Instead of pitying, give money
to those in need who are working tirelessly.
Countless lives that need to be protected.
Do you really intend to save us with 2 masks?

Well, if they’re not going to protect us,
it's important for us to do our part.
Wash your hands, gargle, wear masks and sanitize.
You’ll really die, so stay inside as much as possible.

In other countries,
homeless and drug addicts raging on the streets.
It’s no laughing matter, Japan.
Now’s the time to help each other out, isn’t it?

Corona might be lurking already, inviting you to Death.
The government’s response is nonsensical.
So we've got to protect our own lives, right?

It’s coming to an end.
Like a movie but only this is real life.