【水世界】的前製設定與現場劇照
WATERWORLD (1995)
In celebration of today’s anniversary of this wet mess/epic. Let’s celebrate the hard work this crew put into bringing this world to life. Water movies are never easy but when it comes to this movie anytime you bring it up and a crew member from it is in earshot, the stories pour out. Not always bad, I know a AC that said he had a blast, he loved the boat rides out and all the camaraderie the crew had to have to get thru it. To all the crew that helped bring WATERWORLD to life, We salute you and thanks for the memories. I personally enjoy this hot mess of a movie, it’s one of the last ones of its kind...done practically...in a way.
let’s take a deepest of dives into WATERWORLD
The director, Kevin Reynolds, knew there would be problems before production had even started, “During pre-production. Because having never shot on water to that extent before, I didn’t really realise what I was in for. I talked to Spielberg about it because he’d gone to do Jaws, and I remember, he said to me, “Oh, I would never shoot another picture on water”.
“When we were doing the budget for the picture, and the head of the studio, Sid Sheinberg, we were talking about it and I said, “Steven told me that on Jaws the schedule for the picture was 55 days, and they ended up shooting a 155 days”. Because of the water. And he sat there for a moment and he said, “You know, I’m not sure about the days, but I do know they went a hundred percent over budget”. And so, Universal knew the potential problems of shooting on water. It’s monstrous.”
The film began with a projected budget of $100 million which had reportedly increased to $175 million by the end of production. The principle photography had overrun for at least thirty days more than originally planned due to one major decision.
Whereas today they would film in water tanks with partially built sets, employing green screens to fake the locations, back in 1995 they decided to build everything full size and shoot out on the ocean.
This causes extra logistical problems on top of those that already come with making a major action blockbuster. Cast and crew have to be transported to sets. The camera boats and sets float out of position and will have to be reset between takes taking up valuable production time.
The first draft of Waterworld was written by Peter Radar, a Harvard graduate who wanted to break into the film business. His contact in the film industry was Brad Kevoy, an assistant to the legendary director Roger Corman.
Roger Corman is best known for making films very quickly on a small budget. He also liked to give young talent a chance to direct and write their own films. Brad informed Peter that if he could write a Mad Max rip off, he would arrange to finance and let him direct the picture.
Radar came back and pitched the idea for what would become Waterworld. Kevoy took one look at him and said,
“Are you out of your mind? This would cost us three million dollars to make this movie!”
So Radar kept hold of the idea and decided to re-write the script but, this time, going wild. He wrote what he wanted to see on-screen, limited only by his imagination, not a real world production budget.
He managed to get the newly written script shown to a pair of producers with whom he had made contact with. They loved it and ironically they passed it onto Larry Gordon. He shared the enthusiasm saying it had the kind of cinematic possibilities he was looking for. A deal was signed on Christmas Eve of 1989.
As further script rewrites progressed, it became clear that Waterworld was too big for the Larry Gordon’s production company to undertake by themselves. In February 1992, a deal was signed with Universal Pictures to co-produce and co-finance the film. This was now six years after the first draft had been written.
Universal had signed director Kevin Reynolds to Waterworld. Whilst he was finishing his latest film, Rapa Nui, pre-production for Waterworld was already underway.
The decision was taken that the largest set for the film, known as the atoll, would be built full size. The atoll was the primary location for film and in the story served as the location for a small population of survivors.
The logic behind this decision was due to the high percentage of live action filming required in this location, as well as a huge action set piece. No sound stage would be big enough to incorporate this number of scenes and it was crucial that we see the mariner sail his boat into the atoll, turn around and set out again. A full-size construction was the only way to go as the use of miniature and special effects would be impractical.
The next problem was deciding where to build this huge set. After much research, Kawaihae Harbour in Hawaii was chosen as the location. The atoll could be constructed in the harbour and rotated when needed thus allowing for open sea in the background. Later towards the end of principle photography, the atoll could be towed out into the open sea for the filming of the big action sequences which would be impractical to shoot in an enclosed harbour.
Director Kevin Reynolds also discussed the possibility of using the same water tank as James Cameron’s The Abyss, which had filmed there around five years ago,
“We had even entertained the notion of shooting at that big nuclear reactor facility where they had shot The Abyss, to use it for our underwater tank. But we found it in such a state of disrepair that economically it just wasn’t feasible. We didn’t have as much underwater work as they did. Most of The Abyss is interiors and underwater and model work, ours is mostly surface exterior.”
The production company had originally envisioned building the atoll by linking approximately one hundred boats together and building upon this foundation, just like the characters in the film. The production crew set out to search Hawaii and get hold of as many boats as possible.
During this search, a unique boat in Honolulu caught their attention. Upon further investigation, they discovered it was built by Navitech, a subsidiary of the famous aircraft production company, Lockheed.
They approached Lockheed with the strange request of figuring out how they could build the foundations of the atoll. Lockheed found the request unusual but didn’t shy away from the challenging. They agreed to design the atoll foundation and Navitech would construct it.
Meanwhile, an 11ft miniature model of the atoll was sent out to a model ship testing facility in San Diego. Scaled wave tanks are used to determine the effects of the open sea on large scale miniature models of new untested ship designs. This would help determine what would happen with the unusual design of the atoll when it was out of the harbour.
The atoll, when finished, was approximately ¼ mile in circumference. It took three months to construct and is rumoured to cost around $22 million. As the atoll would be used out on the open sea, it required a seafaring license. Nothing like this had been done before and after much deliberation, it was eventually classed as an unmanned vessel. This meant that all cast and crew would have to vacate the set whilst it was towed into position. By the end of production, the atoll was towed out to sea a total of five times.
Shooting out on the open sea presented a series of logistical problem as Reynolds describes,
“We had an entire navy, basically – I mean, this atoll was positioned about a mile off-shore in Hawaii, it was anchored to the bottom of the ocean so it could rotate. What you don’t think about are things like, you’re shooting on this atoll to maintain this notion that there’s no dry land, you always have to shoot out to sea. Away from the land. So we chose a location where we had about a 180 degree view of open water. Nevertheless, any time when you’re shooting, there could be a ship appear in the background, or something like that, and you had to make a choice. Do I hold up the shot, wait for the ship to move out, or do we shoot and say we’re going to incur this additional cost in post-production of trying to remove the ship from the background.
And at that time, CGI was not at the point it is now, it was a bigger deal. And so, even though if you’re shooting across the atoll and you’re shooting out onto open water, when you turn around and do the reverses, for the action, you had to rotate the entire atoll, so that you’re still shooting out to open water. Those are the kinds of things that people don’t realise.
Or something as simple as – if you’re shooting a scene between two boats, and you’re trying to shoot The Mariner on his craft, another boat or whatever, you’ve got a camera boat shooting his boat, and then the other boat in the background. Well, when you’re on open water things tend to drift apart. So you have to send lines down from each of those boats to the bottom, to anchor them so that they somewhat stay in frame. When you’ve got a simple shot on land, you set up the camera position, you put people in front of the camera and then you put background in there. But when you’re on water, everything’s constantly moving apart, drifting apart, so you have to try to hold things down somewhat.
And these are simple things that you don’t really realise when you’re looking at it on film. But logistically, it’s crazy. And each day you shoot on the atoll with all those extras, we had to transport those people from dry land out to the location and so you’re getting hundreds of people through wardrobe and everything, and you’re putting them on boats, transporting them out to the atoll, and trying to get everybody in position to do a shot. And then when you break for lunch, you have to put everybody on boats and take them back in to feed them.”
The final size of the atoll was determined by the size of the Mariners boat, the trimaran. The dimensions for the trimaran were finalised very early on in pre-production, allowing all other vehicles and sets to be sized accordingly.
Production required two trimarans boats which are so called because they have three hulls. The first was based on the standard trimaran blueprint and built for speed but also had to accommodate a secret crew below decks.
During wide and aerial shots it would have to look like Costner himself was piloting the boat. In reality, a trained crew could monitor and perform the real sailing of the boat utilising specially built controls and television monitors below deck.
The second trimaran was the trawler boat which could transform into the racer through the use of special practical effects rigs. Both of these boats were constructed in France by Jeanneau. Normally this type of vessel requires a year to construct but production needed two boats in five months!
Normally once the boat had been constructed, Jeammeau would deliver it on the deck of a freighter, requiring a delivery time of around a month. This delay was unacceptable and so the trimarans were dismantled into sections and taken by a 747 air freighter to the dock Hawaii. Upon arrival, a further month was required to reassemble the boat and get them prepared for filming.
sets recreating the inside of the tanker were built using forced perspective in a huge 1000ft long warehouse which had an adjoining 2000ft field. In this field, they built the set of the oil tankers deck, again constructed using forced perspective. Using the forced perspective trick, the 500ft long set could be constructed to give the impression that it was really twice as long.
There’s more to a film than just it’s sets and filming locations. Over two thousand costumes had to be created with many of the lead actors costumes being replicated many times over due to wear and tear.
This is not an uncommon practice for film production, but due to the unique look of the people and the world they inhabit, it did create some headaches. One costume was created with so many fish scales the wardrobe department had to search the entire island of Hawaii looking for anyone who could supply in the huge quantity required.
Makeup had to use waterproof cosmetics, especially on the stunt players. As everyone had a sun burnt look, a three-sided tanning booth was setup. The extras numbering in their hundreds, with ages ranging from six to sixty-five, passed through the booth like a production line to receive their spray tan. The extras then moved onto costume before finally having their hair fixed and becoming ready for the day.
In some scenes, extras were actually painted plywood cutouts to help enhance the number of extras on the set. This can easily be seen in one particular shot on board the Deez super tanker.
Filming on the water is not only a difficult and time-consuming process but also very dangerous. It’s been reported that Jeanne Tripplehorn and Tina Majorino nearly drowned on their first day of filming.
Waterworld’s star Kevin Costner reported having a near-death experience when filming a scene in which the mariner ties himself to his catamaran to survive a storm. The pounding water caused him to black out and nearly drown.
Unbeknownst to most of the crew, Kevin Costner’s stunt double was riding his jet ski across 40 miles of open ocean between his home on Maui and the film’s set on the Big Island. When he didn’t show up for work one day, the production team phoned his wife, who informed them he had already left for work. The stunt double’s jet ski had run out of gas halfway through his “commute” and a storm had swept him farther out to sea. It took a helicopter most of the day to find him. The stunt doubles name was Laird Hamilton.
As well as the logistical problems of creating a film of this scale and on water, they also had to deal with the press who seemed intent on wanting the film to fail. Director Kevin Reynolds discusses the situation,
“It was huge, we were constantly fighting – people wanted to have bad press. That was more exciting to them than the good news. I guess the most egregious example of that that I recall was that the publicist told me that one day…we’d been out the day before and we were doing a shot where we sent two cameras up on a mast of the trimaran and we wanted to do a shot where they tilled down from the horizon down to the deck below. We’re out there, we’re anchored, we’re setting the shot up and a swell comes in, and I look over and the mast is sort of bending.
And I turned to the boatmaster and I said, “Bruno, is this safe?”. And he looks up the mast and he goes, “No”. So I said, “Okay, well, we have to get out as I can’t have two guys fall off from 40 feet up”. So, we had to break out of the set-up, and go back in a shoot something else and we lost another half-day.
Anyway, the next day the publicist is sitting in his office and he gets this call from some journalist in the States and he goes, “Okay. Don’t lie to me – I’ve had this confirmed from two different people. I want the facts, and I want to hear about the accident yesterday, we had two cameramen fall off the mast and were killed”.
And, he goes, “What are you talking about?”. And he goes, “Don’t lie to me, don’t cover this up, we know this has happened”. It didn’t happen! People were so hungry for bad news because it was much more exciting than…they just said it, and you know, it hurt us.”
Upon release, the press seemed to be disappointed that the film wasn’t the massive failure they were hoping it to be. Universal Studios told Kevin Reynolds that one critic came out of an early screening in New York and in a disappointed tone said,
“Well, it didn’t suck.”
It is true that during principle photography the slave colony set sank and had to be retrieved. However due to bad press, the rumour became much bigger and to this day when you mention the sinking set, most people assume it was the huge atoll.
During production, press nicknamed the film “Kevin’s Gate” and “Fishtar”, referring to 1980’s box office failures Heaven’s Gate and Ishtar. Heaven’s Gate failed so badly it led to the sale of United Artists Studio and has become synonymous with failure in Hollywood.
As well as the exaggerated set problems and other various production rumours, there were also difficulties with the script. In a risky move, the film was green lit and moved into production without a finalised script.
The final total is a reportedly thirty-six rewrites. One of the writers involved was Joss Whedon. Joss had worked on many scripts before becoming a director having being at the helm of both The Avengers and the sequel Avengers: Age Of Ultron. He described his experience on Waterworld as,
“Seven weeks of hell”
Everything came to a head just three weeks before the end of principle photography. Kevin Reynolds who was an old friend of Kevin Costner allegedly walked off set or was fired. There was no official statement on what happened.
When Reynolds left the production this event caused many changes to be made. Composer Mark Isham had already composed approximately two-thirds of the film’s score by the time Reynolds left and that event ultimately caused him to leave production. As Mark describes in this interview excerpt,
“Kevin Reynolds quit the film, which left me working for Kevin Costner, who listened to what I had written and wanted a completely different point of view. He basically made a completely different film — he re-cut the entire film, and in his meeting with me he expressed that he wanted a completely different approach to the score. And I said, “oh let me demonstrate that I can give that to you”, so I presented him with a demo of my approach to his approach, and he rejected that and fired me. What I find a lot in these big films, because the production schedules are so insane, that the directors have very little time to actually concentrate on the music.”
Rumours report that Costner took control of production. He directed the last few weeks of principle photography and edited the final cut of the film that was released in cinemas.
Reynolds discusses his surprise at discovering that one of the most famous scenes from what is known as the extended version, was left on the cutting room floor,
“…it would have differed from what you saw on the screen to some extent, and one of the things I’ve always been perplexed by in the version that was released, theatrically, although subsequently the longer version included it, and the reason that I did the film, was that at the very end of the picture, at the very end of the script, there’s a scene when they finally reach dry land and The Mariner’s sailing off and he leaves the two women behind, and in the script they’re standing up on this high point and they’re watching him sail away, and the little girl stumbles on something.
And they look down and clear the grass away and that’s this plaque. And it says, “Here, near this spot, 1953, Tenzing Norgay and Edmund Hillary first set foot on the summit of Everest”. And that was in script and I was like, “Oh, of course! Wow, the highest point on the planet! That would have been dry land!”. And we got it! We shot that. And they left it out of the picture. And I’m like, “Whaaat?!”. It’s like the Statue of Liberty moment in Planet of the Apes. And I was like, “Why would you leave that out?”
Written by John Abbitt | Follow John on twitter @UKFilmNerd
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When I married my wife, I got a package of 4 children. Thank God. Which 2 of the 4 is a little special. Both aspergers. Another ADD another ADHD. It's most challenging to know it's okay? These kids before my presence, they are being pampered right. Pretty spoiled! All want, got it. Can't be told, must cry and snap. 3 men, a woman. At that time the eldest was 14 years old. The second 12 years old. Third 9 years old. Fourth of 6 years old girl.
First time entering the family, I've had a meeting done. With gangster style, long hair braids. I'm doing a LIVE FB meeting with children. In the meeting, I just entered the family, so follow my rules. I don't follow their rules.
At the beginning, many people who are nearest have started tripping and spreading stories, not saying that I will hit the kids. The swing bowl is right who reads people from this person's use.
Remember the early marriage, my wife always reminds me of me. If these kids promise anything they need to be fulfilled, they will cry badly and scream. Hard to persuade. Sometimes I want to break my breath and cry. The other one is ADHD if he cries, he can't be angry, he has to say it carefully. Because later he will be raging and coming hyper. The one who added is his own attitude. It's just his problem that he doesn't take the port. The eldest is the most pamper. Ask for whatever the confirmation gets. After that it's urgent to work.
I really don't feel like I'm suitable at all. What should I do? Wash his mother first. My wife cried when she washed her first. I said it's simple. I don't want my son to grow up to die and get everything he wants to wear. Nothing, tomorrow won't be given, he rebel like going crazy.
Everything that my wife says can't do, I prove it to my wife, everything that she thinks is wrong. I made it. I didn't see anyone doing what my wife said. I just tried to bring MCD, then I parked at the Tomyam shop. Look at all the faces that are slammed. But no one is crying.
That's where it all started. Until one part I saw my wife still wrongly. I said it's simple.
′′ Want something big, need a big sacrifice. If you maintain like this, it's too wrong that you have to follow all your child's wishes, you're afraid to say NO and then you're crying and tired of your brother Trust me. Just like this, you'll lose your brother. Choose. ′′ ′′
Hah my wife was shaking at that time.
Yes, it's not easy to fight the mother's instinct. I really understand. But have to remember, you want to be sad until when you just want to entertain the extreme motherhood instincts? How do you want your child to grow up? What's he doing today, he's already big tomorrow. You're poor, he asks for something you can't fulfill. You think he got it? That's the wrong time he just said this sentence.
′′ Why is my mom not like someone else's mom. It's okay. I am not important ′′
Heart was shaking at that time. He didn't tell me 100 times, once didn't let him release such a painful sentence?
I'm nothing, kids like this even more men, have to grow up to be men. Not a bapok, not a Kpop. Man. The world will come far more evil. Responsibility is far bigger. It is compulsory to grow up to be a man. I repeat.
MEN.
That's when my wife slowly became a mad mother. Kah kah kah. The kids were shocked at that time. Suddenly mom is good at screaming? Suddenly mom is good at tunjal head? Suddenly mom is good at slapping? Suddenly mom dares to throw her phone against the wall?
Most power if a child I say near her mother,
′′ Mom doesn't love me, I hate mom.."
If my wife used to hear this verse, she will feel sinful and crying. Now you know what my wife answer?
′′ Once you hate me, 100 times I hate you.."
Stunned again child. Feels like the tactical of playing sentiment is not going to be. Continue to continue doing homework.
After that the scene of running away from the middle of the night, haa my wife is already cuak. Look for me to tell my child to run home. Cleaning up the bag. If you're as a mother, are you rocking? 10-year-olds when they were running home. Other siblings are busy trying not to run away, they insist on running.
I told my wife I'm happy je.
′′ Do not persuade. Just ask him to run the house faster. Go help her pack the bag. Do not worry. I used to threaten my mother like this when I was small. When my mother is stupid, I stay outside for a while and then I will go home because it's scary outside the dark.. if you persuade, don't run away, believe Tomorrow he's busy threatening to run again."
My wife went down and asked her to leave her house faster. This kid won't go out after opening the door. Look at the dark outside. He immediately opened the saji headscarf, making him hungry. It's so hard to look at it.
Want to turn into a Lion, it looks evil. Many will talk about this. You say you don't love your children. If this part is not strong, it will be stupid to be eaten by these words. But you have to believe one thing. This mother and father knows her child better than all of you. He knows so much. Know which limit he can make or not. We who watch from outside don't pretend to teach other people's children, teach our own children first to let go. Look at our children today he appreciate us how.
I was worst being criticized at that time.
He said since my wife married me, my wife's attitude has changed. Getting harder. Fierce with the kids. And many more lah. I'm lazy to take a port. The one who speaks is a woman who has never tasted anything. Work is great. So bored listening to it. But I'm cooking so much, it's normal that the sound of this person's confirmation since childhood has never lived hard, the child and the one that is like diva is usually the same. Just deaf the ear. Focus on the mission for the good of the child to come.
After 3 years, I recently had a meeting with all my children. I ask, did you notice that mom used to be different from now?
All bobbing. Getting more ferocious and crazy people say.
I'm so happy to hear. Let go of that I said.
′′ Try all of you to look back at this day. What's the difference? Neno 8 years old can be brushed by school clothes. Already able to wipe Ayra out. Luth 10 years can wash everyone's dishes. Hoze is the most improvement. From my own world today, you are the most helping to work in your house. 13 years old, washing clothes, hanging clothes, sleeping ayraa, bathing ayraa. And many more. Anish, you are the eldest brother. Thank God. No more pushy. See you already understand the reality of being a brother. Every morning sitting in the kitchen helping mom cook.. that's okay. Proud for a while Dedi. Dedi is nothing, you ask Dedi's siblings if they are rude to his mother, what happens to them. Must eat Dedi's feet. You become a son, you have to be a protector to your mother. Don't make it a slave mother."
All sighs. I'm connecting again.
′′ Do you know why this Seremban house Dedi doesn't install air conditioner near Indeed Dedi doesn't let mom install air conditioner. Let me sleep hot. Learning how to use a fan. Dedi used to grow up but never sleeps in air conditioner, thank God I grew up healthy. Dedi wants anything can't just get like that. So men have to learn how to feel hard. So that tomorrow, you will learn to be grateful. I will remember your parents when they are happy. You'll be close to siblings, tomorrow this is what you'll laugh back when you tell the story. Trust me. All of these are the sweetest memories. Mother and father don't know when will die. Maybe tomorrow we die, at least Anish can take care of the younger siblings."
Everyone was laughing at that time. My eldest child will interrupt in a while.
′′ Dedi, but honestly Anish likes the current mother from mother before. Even though it's fierce, but it's true when I remember it again. All of us are good at all. I just noticed that someone else is 8 years old but doesn't even know how to take care of the baby who is a year old and shower and defecate. Luth has changed a lot. No more crying. Hardworking. Hoze has changed a lot of crazy. Playing with the phone. There's only one problem, when you have a relative, you can come, don't sit in the Just sit down once. Anyway, I swear, Anish loves the mother who was now from the old times. Even though the current mother is crazy saiko! Haha. Mom, you are Queen Of My Heart! Mother is crazy, before Anish didn't understand a lot. When Anish sees mom struggle, Anish becomes a pity. Just saw all the sacrifices of the mother for all of us."
Others bobbing heads agree and laugh with what brother anish he said.
All impressed when I remember back. Until neno's turn, she keeps crying. She really apologizes near her mom.
The most powerful, they are siblings when their aunt wants to ask them to come out. Each one has completed the job of who managed his / her sister's clothes this year, who will beat his / her younger sibling's pampers, who will manage his / her sister's pampers. All of them think for themselves. Talk to each other and manage the equipment of his little brother who is a year old. No need to have a mother with her dedi.
Power, isn't it? Two Aspergers, an ordinary person. The eldest has entered MRSM. It means that the number two child of ADD is taking over.
Even when I'm going back to hometown, my wife just gave me an order. They all clean up their own bags. My wife doesn't even mix a single dust. My wife looks like a big boss today. All homeworks are managed by the child. My wife's duty is to cook. Wash clothes, dry clothes, wash dishes, wash toilets, throw away garbage, shower ayra for a year, all the kids who manage it.
If I don't move, I won't let my wife shout out to other children. But mad at the eldest child. Let the eldest child be stressed. Whatever happened to the younger siblings, I told her mother to kill her eldest child. So when the younger siblings aren't working, fighting, the eldest brother already knows that he needs to be tiaw with his mother later. Didn't say much, he just settled his younger siblings. That's it brother!
Thank God. The story is only one. Our children, we know each other. There's a part of being fierce, there's a part that needs to be There's a part that can laugh. This mother has one veto power, but many are afraid to use it because she is not in other s' language and is so afraid that her child will hate It doesn't mean anything! It's boring to entertain the sentiment of pity that is extreme. You used to be your mother who hit your face, do you hate your mother to big? Nothing. We're fierce because we just want to educate. Not fierce all the time. More than firm. When you see your child hardworking, listen to it, there's a day that will give you a surprise Chocolate or what? Taking a walk to the park. Time with family has to be there.
If you're too spoiled, you can make your child become responsible and the person who will defend your family, I think that the Malay soldiers won't even be training hard as hard as possible. It's better for them to just pray for all the new soldiers. What do you want, everything is given. Wake up late, swipe your hair and then kiss your forehead. Even eating time is delicious. Sleeping at night comfortably, installing air conditioner. Put on the wifi.
What was it?
Before you want to say this person, ask ourselves first. Our 7-year-old child eats, is he good at washing his own dishes? Do you know how to follow your time schedule? Can you brush your own school clothes?
If you're not good at anything, don't make me feel bad about the way other father's mother educate someone's child.
The hardest episode in educating children at this age. Believe me, this will all be a longing for the kids when they leave the house later. And this also makes them siblings get closer.
Patience, victory day is coming! Early sacrifice is the most important. Fight all the wrong feelings that always play in the soul. Only one thing you have to remember, as long as you don't fight with religion. Mom is never wrong! Angry, fierce lah. Do not worry. Continue to educate our ways. Don't forget the power of Veto!
Eh forgot, waimah is a special child. What the doctor said put number two. Accompanying kids like normal kids before but there's a limit. Don't teach him to be a special child since you were young. We know our children again, right? Because I always believe, crazy people when we clap their hands twice when they want to take our food, the third time they will understand and won't take it anymore. That's the crazy person. So, Don't let the child know he's special. Don't disturb her brain. Just entertaining the same thing.
Everyone is like that. If he feels like there are advantages, there is someone who defends more, he will start to get a chance. Can't believe it? You try to pamper your child crazy. Let go of the try in front of you, someone tease him less, you see how he has torn to tears later he will get your attention.
Anyway..
Only one thing I'm still failing. Failed to change their name call among siblings. No call Along, Angah, Bangde. I feel strongly, calling this name also has a certain advantage to put the difference between the younger brother and brother. There is a family aura.
Don't forget, Father's role in psychology is important to be crazy. Because with this mother, no matter how fierce it is, the child is brave to fight. Dad must be good at playing roles. No need to touch, you need to know when you want to have a high voice. When you want to call your child, sit down and talk about others.
Become a child idol.
Trust me, step child and biological child two things that are impossible. Because the power of VETO only exists in biological children. This step child has a risk that you need to face. What happened to them, people will say that you don't love them because it's not your biological child. Painful and sad that sentence is for me. Allah knows how I love them.
I wrote it,
Mr Amir Lake
P / s: In the past my wife was criticized by the Aspie group when my wife said she educated her aspie's child in the way she was a little firm. All sorts of people are teasing, he said that this aspie child will take revenge and kill him. Have to be teased every day. Poor. My wife doesn't agree with my actions early because she holds the doctor's order. Today, I'm asking my child aspie. Tomorrow if mom gets disturbed by someone else in front of you what will you do? What did he answer? I'll hit him enough! And I asked my wife, how about the person who teased her child? He said his child is under control but sometimes he's raging badly until he's about to breath. At the same time today my child aspie is good at cooking, can do all homework and love his siblings so much.
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เอาล่ะ ผมเลิกกวนตีนและเขียนอะไรจริงจังสักครั้ง
หลังสงกรานต์ปี 59 หลังจากที่ผมโดนทหารถือ M16 มาหน้าบ้าน แล้วจับผมใส่รถ คลุมถุงดำเข้าค่ายทหาร
ผมโดนเอาไปนั่งอยู่บนโต๊ะตัวหนึ่ง มีเจ้าหน้าที่สามชุด เวียนกันสอบสวน
เอารูปคนนั้นคนนี้มาให้ดู ถามว่ารู้จักมั้ย แล้วก็ถามอะไรที่แบบ ผมไม่แน่ใจว่าเป็นเทคนิคถามแรงๆเยอะๆ ก่อนให้กลัวหรือเปล่า
แต่จริงๆ เนื้อหาการถามผมคือ "อาวุธสงครามอยู่ที่ไหน กองกำลังที่มึงฝึกอยู่ที่ลาวมีเท่าไหร่"
"มึงส่งเงินให้นักศึกษายังไง ใครเป็นคนสั่งการ"
เอาภาพเพื่อนที่หน้าโหดๆในเฟสมาถามว่า "คนนี้ใคร มือปืนมึงหรือเปล่า" เอาแชทที่พวกผมนัดกันย่างหมูกระทะที่บ้านมาเปิดถามว่าเตรียมของนี้หมายถึงอะไร
เอาเฟรนด์ในเฟส ซึ่งจริงๆมันเป็นเพื่อนมัธยมของผม ที่แม่งไม่ได้คุยกันมาหลายปี ตอนนี้ไปเป็นโปรแกรมเมอร์ มาถามว่า "นี่แฮ็คเกอร์สังกัดพวกมึงใช่มั้ย"
แล้วก็มีรูปคนนู้นคนนี้เต็มไปหมด จากเฟรนด์ลิสม์ผม ภาพทหาร ตำรวจ ข้าราชการ ที่เป็นเพื่อนในเฟรนด์ลิสม์ผม มาหมดทุกคน
บางคนผมพึ่งรู้ด้วยซ้ำว่ามันทำมาหากินอะไร เกี่ยวกับหน่วยราชการยังไง
แล้วแบบ ผมจบรัฐศาสตร์ ธรรมศาสตร์ เพื่อนของเพื่อนผมในเฟรนด์ มันก็ต้องโยงไปถึงโรม จ่านิว พวกดาวดิน มีหน้าห้องกระทรวงนั้นนี้ จนถึงพวกลูกหลานนักการเมืองได้ปะวะ
ผมโมโหชิบหาย คือแต่ละคนเนี่ย เข้าใจมั้ยว่าแชทคืออะไร เฟรนด์ลิสต์คืออะไร ผมมีเฟรนด์ในเฟสนี้ ผมอาจจะไม่รู้จักมันก็ได้เว้ย แค่มันแอดมาผมกดรับ
แล้วที่ผมโกรธอีกอย่างคือแกหาว่าผมเป็นคอมมิวนิสต์ คือผมนี่โคตรจะทุนนิยม การหาว่าผมเป็นคอมมิวนิสต์นี่คือไม่เข้าใจอะไรเลย
บอกตามตรงว่า วันนั้นพี่แกพูดอะไรมา ผมคิดว่าล้อเล่น นึกว่าด่าไปเรื่อยเปื่อย คือนึกว่าเป็นเทคนิคแบบเอาหนักๆ ขู่ๆ ไว้ก่อน เผื่อผมมีข้อมูลแล้วหลุดที่เบากว่า
แต่สัส แม่งเชื่อจริง ฟ้องจริง
สิ่งที่อยากจะเล่าคือ มีเจ้าหน้าทีแก่ๆคนหนึ่ง ที่น่าจะรับบทโหดมา แกไม่ยอมบอกว่าอยู่หน่วยไหน แต่แกด่าผมชิบหาย จนผมโมโห
มันมีประโยคหนึ่งที่ผมจำได้ดีคือ "มึงคิดว่ากูโง่เหรอ คิดว่ากูเนี่ยแก่จะลงโลงแล้วใช่มั้ยล่ะ? อีกไม่นานกูก็จะตายแล้ว?"
ผมได้ยินแล้วหายโกรธเลย
เพราะตอนนั้นผมเข้าใจแล้วว่าทำไมพวกเขาถึงทำแบบนั้น
เพราะพวกเขากลัว
ย้ำอีกทีว่า เพราะพวกเขากลัว
เพราะพวกเขามีชุดความดีแบบหนึ่ง ซึ่งพวกเขาใช้เวลาทั้งชีวิต 40-50 ปี ต่อสู้เพื่อสร้างมัน ต่อสู้เพื่อปกป้องมันมาตลอด
ผมนึกได้ว่า เออ คนที่นั่งอยู่ตรงหน้านี่ เพื่อนเขาคงเคยไปแฝงตัวในหมู่คอมมิวนิสต์ แล้วโดนจับไปฆ่าจริงๆ
เคยเจอพวกคอมมิวนิสต์ขนอาวุธจากโซเวียต ส่งผ่านลาว มาแถวๆ ขอนแก่น กาฬสินธ์จริงๆ แล้วเขายังใช้ชีวิตอยู่ในชุดความคิดนั้น
แล้วจู่ๆโลกมันก็เปลี่ยนแบบกลับหัวกลับหาง
ชุดความดีทั้งหมดที่เขามีถูกบอกว่ามันผิด
เขาไม่มีทางออก ไม่รู้จะไปไหน
วิธีแก้ปัญหาของเขาคือ การทำแบบเดิมที่มันเคยเวิร์ค คือไปหาคอมมิวนิสต์มาสอบสวน
เขาพยายามเค้นเอาให้ได้ว่า ผมเนี่ยสั่งทำภาพการ์ตูนล้อรัฐบาล ผมเนี่ยมีเครือข่ายมากมาย "ถ้ามึงไม่สั่ง ถ้าไม่มีคนจ่ายเงิน แล้วภาพด่ารัฐบาลมันมาจากไหน"
คือแบบ... ผมอยากรู้มากว่า รัฐบาลทหารเนี่ย มันโดนเอเจนซี่หลอกเอาค่าทำภาพเชียร์รัฐบาลไปภาพละเท่าไหร่ งบเพจละล้านหรือเปล่า
จากนั้นผมพยายามนะ พยายามอธิบายว่า เนี่ยนะ พวกการ์ตูนต่างๆนี่ ใครมันก็ทำได้ แค่เขามีความคิด มีไอเดีย เขาก็ทำออกมาตามความคิดเขา คนชอบมันก็แชร์ไปเอง
เจ้าหน้าที่ไม่เข้าใจจริงๆ คือไม่เข้าใจเลย
เขาเชื่อมากว่ามันต้องมีเสธสักคน ใครสอนมึง ทหารนอกราชการเหรอ หรือว่าพัลลพ หรือคนนั้น คนนี้ ซึ่งผมไม่รู้จักชื่อสักคน
เขาคิดว่ายังไงก็ต้องมีคนวางแผน มีคนเขียนบท มีคนวาด มีเครือข่ายกระจายคอนเทนท์ และทั้งหมดต้องใช้เงิน
การชุมนุมคัดค้านรัฐประหารหรือประชามติก็เช่นกัน เขาคิดว่าต้องมีโครงสร้างเช่นนั้น
ดังนั้นหน่วยความมั่นคงจึงเป็นเหมือนการมองหา ศูนย์กลางของมหาสมุทร ซึ่งมันไม่มีไง น้ำมันแค่ไหลมารวมกัน
แล้วแม่งพูดกันไม่รู้เรื่อง ผมพยายามอธิบายแบบนี้แหละ แม่งก็ตวาด บอกว่าผมพูดนอกเรื่อง มึงสารภาพมาว่ามึงจ่ายเงินยังไง
เอ้าสัส!
ผมสารภาพว่า หนึ่งวันในค่ายทหาร ผมเศร้ามากกว่ากลัว
คือเหมือนไปพยายามสอนคนแก่เล่นไอแพท
ทุกอย่างมันเกือบจะดี จนเจ้าหน้าที่บอกว่า "นี่ มึงสารภาพมาเถอะ นายกูโกรธแล้ว ถ้ามึงยังปากแข็งแบบนี้นะ นายกูบอกให้หาอะไรที่ยัดมึงได้ ให้ฟ้องเลย"
ผมนึกว่าขู่ไปงั้นล่ะ แม่งไม่มีหรอก
สรุป แม่งฟ้องจริงๆ
เรื่องแบบ ฟ้องๆไปงั้น ให้ไปปฏิเสธเอาในชั้นศาลก็ฟ้องมา
แล้วมันเหี้ย ไอ้คำว่า ฟ้องๆไปก่อน ค่อยไปปฏิเสธในศาลเอา คือการสูญเสียทุกสิ่งที่เคยมี
เงินประกัน 7 แสน ธุรกิจเจ๊ง ความสัมพันธ์เพื่อนทั้งหมดพังทลาย ญาติตัดขาด
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รู้มั้ยผลเป็นยังไง
ผมโกรธ
ผมปฏิญาณกับตัวเองว่า "ได้ ลุงกลัวใช่มั้ย ผมจะทำให้มันเป็นจริง"
"จากนี้ผมจะมีชีวิตอยู่เพื่อให้ ลูกหลานของลุงมีชีวิตที่ดีกว่าสมัยของลุง แล้วต่อว่าบอกว่า แม่งเอ้ย ทำไมคนรุ่นพ่อ รุ่นตาของกู ถึงทำอะไรเหี้ยๆแบบนั้น ทิ้วไว้ให้กูต้องมาเช็ดล้าง แม่งห่วยชิบหาย"
"ลุงจะไม่ได้ถูกสรรเสริญในประวัติศาสตร์ แต่ถูกก่นด่า ลูกหลานของลุงจะต้องอับอายที่มีบรรพบุรุษเช่นนี้"
"ผมจะแสดงให้เห็นว่า แนวทางที่ไม่ใช่ของลุงมันดีกว่า มันสว่างไสวกว่า มันมีอนาคตกว่า"
มีคนถามผมตอนออกมาว่า "ทำไมมึงไม่ฟ้องมันกลับ มึงไม่โกรธมันเหรอ"
คำตอบของผมคือ "กูโกรธ แต่กูไม่ได้โกรธใครคนใดคนหนึ่ง กูไม่ได้คิดจะแก้แค้นใครคนใดคนหนึ่ง"
วิธีการแก้แค้นที่ต้องทำคือ "ทำลายโลกเก่าๆให้มันพินาจไป และสร้างโลกใหม่ที่ดีกว่าขึ้นมา"
ตอนปีแรกๆ แทบทุกคืนผมนอนไม่หลับ คือโกรธ ตอนกลางคืนมันจะโกรธขึ้นมา แม่งไม่ยุติธรรม ทำได้คือมานั่งอธิษฐาน
บางโมเมนท์มันแบบ สัส อยากได้ระเบิดสักลูก ไประเบิดตายๆไปกับแม่ง
มันเป็นโมเมนท์ที่ God only knows จริงๆ only God can save your soul จริงๆ
สิ่งที่เราทำได้คือ เอาความโกรธนี้เปลี่ยนให้ไปในทิศทางที่ดี และสร้างสิ่งดีๆขึ้นเพื่อทำลายสิ่งเก่า
แล้วผมรู้ว่าเวลาอยู่ข้างเรา
ไม่มีใครต้านทานเวลาได้
คนรุ่นใหม่ๆต่างเก่งกว่าคนรุ่นผมทั้งนั้น
โลกมันจะไปทางนั้น มันเป็นศึกที่ยังไงก็ชนะ อยู่แค่ว่าช้าหรือเร็ว
ถ้าพรุ่งนี้ไม่ชนะก็ยังมีต่อ มะรืน ปีหน้า 10 ปีข้างหน้า 20 ปีข้างหน้า เรายังสู้ได้อีกหลายสิบปี
เอาดิ ก็มาดิ
แต่ลุงอ่ะ จะเหลือเวลาเท่าไหร่?
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เชื่อมั้ย ว่าทุกวันนี้ก็ยังคิดอยู่ว่า ด้อมฟ้า futurista หรือกระแสพื้นที่ของเพื่อไทย อะไรนี่ มีคนวางแผนอยู่ มีคนจัดตั้ง จ่ายเงิน
เออ ก็แพ้ไปพร้อมกับยังคิดแบบนั้นอยู่ละกัน
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ท้ายสุดนี้ผมขอตอบคำถามว่า "มึงคิดว่ากูโง่เหรอ คิดว่ากูเนี่ยแก่จะลงโลงแล้วใช่มั้ยล่ะ? อีกไม่นานกูก็จะตายแล้ว?"
ในวันที่ 24 มีนาคม นี้ ในคูหาเลือกตั้ง
ผมทนมาตลอด ทนมาเพื่อรอวันเลือกตั้งนี้
ผมหวังว่าลุงจะยังไม่ตาย รอดูทุกสิ่งของลุงมันพังทลายลงมากับตาเสียก่อน
Well I quit bugging and write something serious for once
After Songkran 59, after I was held by a soldier in front of my house and put me in a car and covered a black bag to the barracks.
I was sitting on a table. Three officers were interrogated.
I showed this person's picture. Ask if I know or not. Then ask something like me. I'm not sure if it's a lot of technique. Ask me to ask me to
But in fact, the content of asking me is " where are the war weapons, how many forces you train in Laos
"how do you send money to students? Who orders"
I took a picture of my friend on Facebook to ask, " is this person who is your shooter let's chat that we made an appointment to grill pork at home to ask what I prepare this stuff means.
I took a friend on Facebook, who is my high school friend who hasn't talked to in years. Now I'm a programmer to ask, " is this hacker for you guys
And there are plenty of pictures of people from my friend list. Military, police, civil servants who are all my friends in my friends.
Some people I just know what they earn about government agencies.
And like I finished political science, thammasat. My friend's friend in friend has to connect to Rome. Sergeant New. the din has a front of this ministry room until the children of politicians.
I'm angry. Do you understand what a friend list is? I have friends on this facebook. I may not know it. Just add me.
And what I'm angry. Besides, you say that I'm a communist. I'm capitalism. Finding out that I'm a communist. I don't understand anything.
Honestly, what did your brother say that day? I thought I was kidding. I thought it was cursing. I thought it was a heavy technique. Threaten first. I had information and fell off lighter.
But the cuddle s. I really believe it. I really sue.
What I want to say is that there is an old officer who should have played a brutal role. She wouldn't tell me which unit he was in, but she scold me so bad that I was angry.
There is one sentence that I remember is, " do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I'm old. I'm going to get into the coffin? Soon I will die?"
I heard it. I'm angry.
Because then I understand why they did that
Because they are afraid.
Repeat because they are scared
Because they have a kind of good set that they spent 40-50 years fighting to build it fighting to protect it all along.
I realized, uh, the guy sitting in front of his friend must have been undercover among communists and actually killed.
I met a Soviet armed communist through laos around khon kaen kalasin. He actually lives in that mind set.
And suddenly the world turned upside down
All the good deeds he had was told it was wrong.
He has no way out. I don't know where to
His solution is to do the same way it used to work is to find communists to investigate.
He's trying to get that I ordered comics. I have a lot of networks. "if you don't order, if there is no one to pay, where did they scold the government"
It's like... I want to know how much the military government is being fooled by an agency. How much is the government support? Is the budget for a million baht per page?
Then I tried to explain that these comics can do it. Only they have ideas. They make it out according to his thoughts. People like it.
Officials really don't understand. I don't understand.
He believes that there must be a denial. Who taught you an outside government soldier or is this person who I don't know the name?
He thinks someone has to plan, someone wrote the script, someone draws, has a network, distribution of containers, and all takes money.
The Congregation opposed coup or referendum too. He thinks there must be structured.
So security is like looking for the center of the ocean, where there is no oil just flows together.
And you don't know how to talk. I tried to explain this. Fuck you said I said I was out of your story. Confess how you paid.
Oh my God. Cuddle S!
I confess one day in the barracks I'm more sad than scared
Well, it's like trying to teach old people to play ipat.
Everything is almost good that the officer says, " Hey, you confess. I'm angry. If you still have a hard mouth like this, I told you to find something that can put you, Sue me
I thought it was a threat. Damn no such thing.
In conclusion, it's really suing.
The story of suing. So let's say no. Take it in court and Sue me.
And it's fuckin '. The Word Sue first, then go to deny it in court is losing everything I ever had.
Insurance for 7 hundred thousand. Business is broken. All friends relationships fall apart. Relatives cut off.
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Do you know what the result is?
I'm angry.
I swore to myself, " are you afraid? I will make it true
" from now on, I will live so that your children have a better life than uncle's days and say damn why would my generation do something like that. Leave me to wipe it. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Lost "
" Uncle will not be praised in history, but scolded. Uncle's children shall be ashamed to have such ancestors
"I will show that the way that is not uncle is better. It's brighter than it has a future"
Someone asked me when I came out, " why didn't you sue him back. Aren't you mad at him
My answer is " I'm angry but I'm not angry with someone. I don't want to take revenge on anyone
The way to revenge is to " destroy the old world, let it go and create a better world
In the first year, almost every night, I can't sleep. I'm angry at night. It will be angry. It's not fair. I can
Some moments are like cuddle s. I want to explode to explode and die with me.
It's really God only knows moment only God can save your soul
All we can do is take this anger in a good direction and build good things to destroy the old.
And I know when we are on our side.
No one can resist time
New Generation is better than my generation.
The world will go that way. It's a battle that I win. Just slow or fast.
If you don't win tomorrow, we still have the day after tomorrow. Next year, 10 years ahead, we can still fight for dozens of years.
Let's do it. Come on.
But how much time will uncle have left?
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Can you believe that these days, I still think about dye fa futurista or the trend of Thai area. There are people planning. There are people who set up to pay.
Well I lost and still think so
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Finally, I answer the question, " do you think I'm stupid? Do you think I'm old. I'm going to get into the coffin? Soon I will die?"
On March 24th in the polling place
I have endured this time. I have endured this election day.
I hope uncle is still alive. Waiting to see everything of uncle. It's falling apart. Cuddle baht.Translated