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JOBI the Moon Fox : side story
HANDS the Detective Fox
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真是陰晴不定的一天。
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滿以為上宗案子完滿解決，終於可以好好休息的我，從酒吧回家睡不夠三小時，就被警長的電話吵醒。
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「HANDS，來警局一趟。」警長丟下一句說話就掛斷電話。聽見他那無奈的語氣，我感到頭上的毛髮一根根豎起，這通常是麻煩事情即將發生的預感。
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我喜歡熱鬧的地方，人多會讓我比較有安全感，但不包括警局。
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醉酒鬧事，打架，傷人，盜竊......被帶到警局的沒有一隻是好狐狸。
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然而，那位坐在報案室門口的女仕卻令我神魂癲倒。
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「小姐，發生什麼事了嗎？我是個私家偵探，或者能夠幫到你。」我從隨身攜帶的瓶子裡拿出一顆糖果遞給那位女仕。那是我自我介紹時用作破冰的甜味名片。
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「你這小子在拉什麼生意？她是我的女兒啊！」怎料警長突然從報案室走出來，一手搶去我的糖果，另一手手肘往我的肚子重重撞了一下。
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「女兒？你從來沒有跟我說過你有女兒！你不是還沒結婚嗎？」我按著隱隱作痛的肚子問道。這混蛋警長打人還真是不留力。虧他的女兒看起來那麼溫文大方。
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「要我寫份報告給你嗎？」警長沒好氣答我，只是把一張邀請卡放進我的口袋。
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「今晚我的女兒將會參加大學畢業晚宴，可是我還有一大堆報告要處理，所以由你來當她的保鏢。」警長一副命令下屬的口氣真是令人討厭。不過看他曾經救我一命份上，就不跟他計較了。
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放且能夠跟他女兒一起渡過一個愉快的晚上也挺不錯就是。
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「小子，要是你敢向我女兒亂來，我保證把全警局的子彈都塞進你的頭殼裡。」儘管警長用電筒照著我，我仍然能夠清楚看見他那凌厲的眼神。
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「拜托你了。」警長女兒俏皮地向我打了個眼色，然後往她老爸的面額輕吻了一下，就拉著我出警局。
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「晚宴的地方在哪？我把車子開過來，你在這裡等我一下。」正當我準備拿出車匙的時候，一輛跑車駛來了警局門口，警長女兒竟然一下子跳上車去。
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「今晚十二點在這裡集合吧。掰掰嚕！偵．探．先．生。」警長女兒向我送出一個飛吻，我都還沒好好接住，跑車就已經絕塵而去。
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「最少也跟我介紹一下你的同學呀......」我把梳子拿出來，整理一下被強風吹亂的毛髮，無奈地駕車回家。
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真是陰晴不定的一天。
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-HANDS
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JOBI the Moon Fox: side story
HANDS the Detective Fox
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What an unpredictable day.
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Just as I thought the last case was fully resolved, and I could take a well-deserved rest, a call from the sheriff woke me up from my less than three hours nap after I got home from the pub.
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“HANDS, come to the precinct.” Then the sheriff hung up. The sheriff’s helpless tone made my hair stand on end. I have a bad feeling about this.
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I like crowded places. Places with a lot of people makes me feel more at ease. But, this doesn’t include the precinct.
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Unruly drunk behaviour, fighting, hurting other foxes, stealing, ... none of the foxes that were brought into the precinct are good foxes.
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Yet, I was completely bedazzled by the lady sitting by the door of the reporting room.
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“Miss, what happened? I’m a private detective, perhaps I can help you.” I took a candy from the jar that I always have with me and offered it to her. That’s my sweet business card that I use to break the ice during self-introduction.
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“What are you doing? She’s my daughter!” The sheriff suddenly came out from the reporting room, incredulous. He grabbed the candy and elbowed me heavily at my stomach.
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“Daughter? You’ve never told me that you have a daughter! I thought you weren’t even married!” I asked while rubbing the sore spot where he punched me. This blasted sheriff really doesn’t punch lightly. Ironically, he has a daughter that looked so sweet and gentle.
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“Would you like me to write a report for you?” The sheriff replied madly, putting an invitation card in my pocket.
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“My daughter will be attending her university’s graduation dinner tonight. But I still have a lot of reports to deal with. So you will be her bodyguard.” His commanding tone is really repulsive. But given that he saved my life once, I won’t kick up a fuss over that.
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Well, it’s really not that bad since I got to spend time with his daughter tonight.
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“And if you dare to mess with my daughter, I promise I’ll put every single bullet in the precinct in your head.” He threatened. He shines a flashlight in my face and his fierce eyes pierced through the light.
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“Thanks!” The sheriff’s daughter winked at me playfully, planted a light kiss on her father’s cheek, and then pulled me out of the precinct by my hand.
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“Where’s the graduation dinner? Wait for me here, I’ll drive the car over.” Just when I took my car keys out, a sports car stopped right in front of the precinct and the sheriff’s daughter hopped onto the car in a heartbeat.
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“Let’s meet here at midnight. Bye-bye! Mr. De-tec-tive.” The sheriff's daughter blew me a kiss, and the car zoomed away before I can properly catch it.
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“At the very least, introduce your classmate to me...” I took out a comb and tidied my hair that got messed up by the wind, and drove home silently, alone.
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What an unpredictable day.
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-HANDS
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